Show OUR EXCIIANGES IN one month eightytwo Baltimoream have been arrested for using profane language Unless a cheaper lot of expletives exple-tives are to be adopted in Baltimore many citizens will be bankrupt It would be useful economy if people who have to live in Baltimore were to confine themselves to such mild protests as Dad blame it Dag on it Darn the luck Louisville Louis-ville Courier Tournal r NOTHING pa > s as well as an amiable bearing We do not mean in money merely for there are much more important im-portant things to be gained The person who cultivates gentle manners cant help but cultivate gentle feelings at the same time He makes himself liked and that is a large training in making ones self likable One is morally improved by his own courtesy Montreal Star Hi was an Englishman and he found against California He a new grievance was much impressed with the country and its productions He was very enthusiastic enthu-siastic until they showed him a pumpkin weighing 155pounds This is too much dont you know he said with an injured air A pumpkin 155 pounds Hangit I only weigh ISSmyself San Francisco Chronicle LL IT is a significant i iact which we leeom mend to Mr Elaines attention that most of the cotton and woolen mills of New Englandsupposed to be the strength of protection in this section were built when a revenue tariff was in force or what Mr Elaine erroneously calls an era of free tradeBoston Herald PIUVATI DALXELL advises people along the earthquake line to provide themselves with balloons from which they may look serenely down upon the rocking and heaving below He thinks a good family balloon can be sold for 5 The State of I Ohio has reason to be proud of Mr Dal zell Louisville Courier Journal A SCHAEFFEK says that in coming to town one evening from the west on the Rock Island road he counted 500000 martins sitting on the telephone wires Special inducements were offered him to throw off twentyfive or thirty martins but Schaeffer was firm Genesto III Nens THE President returned the thanks of the American people for the expressed sorrow of Queen Victoria over the Charleston Charles-ton misfortune He dated it at Wash ington just as if he didnt want the Queen to know that he was out fishing Sunday Dallas News THE people who are going to take the saloon out of politics should not forget to take the drug store along with it while they are in the good work of purification St Louis PostDispatch |