Show LOLLOqUIVL Idioiis Speei oiufei fli in llcrvles 1 I ItonFuTS JNov jon see mo now oilelont HUUTOS AMI Wn is in vuvbsovuVhvat fools these mortals be 1 I Hmo HAMITON How I eoulel cuss if I had that other lung back Mn VA ilouvsuDo you stipjioso I gno i a Contmtntal what Major I rI thinks i of my now scheme HAMIII I1cvvvivovuiegiTo be or not to be that is the question Well it may bo to be but this sort of thing seems a devil of a lot like not to bo I BILIY Kossin u People think I dun t know how to sell iiutluni but tickets but how about the rejiorters who chron cled my ikpirturo for the underground Ainiiun 01 Mom KIIIITI lusT Gu Thats just like me to go and spoil the greatest nlTort of mj life by inisspelhni I ho principal word in the title of Hit work C I rnilit M Hi i emTi u So m > son your I pa is not a pocket edition of herr Most neither H bo a comic ilentim Dont you be so anxious to boliovo o en thing t you hear Gu su JuioaOur oaths w ill not permit us to elivulLjO the fact that wo have found an indictment for polygamy agunst John Q Cannon and public curiosity must therefore for tIme presentgo unappeased 11lmIN 1 IIUIXO we are not Ioing to Odhkosh or to Knllma oo hut when the SaintH 10 back to Jackson cOlnty theyl flout us there patenth awnihng hits Reconl comngof good tme JOHN 1 HUMLL SiiYes I had a niartrdom right in my grasp nnel I bad to forfeit it m order to be a food con Buentious citizen but Units nothing alan a-lan who has tho smallpox has to gives it up before bos good for miicb KAT IILIII flic Alormon press has been poking fun at mo because I am par icular about the selection of my shoes Thej Ml conclude bow opr that mj footgear foot-gear is useful as well as ornamental when I begin my winters work of treading on bo salty corns CllOIlbb 0 LmuvuavcvsWehl if WO lont knock out tho Mormons in the second round of the 1 ortj ninth Congress well all give up and join the Church I lioncAGi hue Tucker bill passes well there there three lingers is plenh A little water jilease Asatft CANoNI like children sery well but their nnpudeiuc Is reillj exits I pcratini it times TIm other dn caught bttlo Anguisli P ml Cannon atmc the copy of tho Afiis in which mj latest 1 sermon was printed ind when I rcmon Btrated with lain for it the little son of a cobab paid bo couldnt help it i ho al ways dul like the taste t of chestnuts HiituD CHITIC I Why this foolish and self depreci ition on modest ul1 mj put I don t think its conceited of mo to say that I am able to criticise with unerring un-erring judgment mj ictoi tint ocr stepped upon tlio stage t Nose bless m > onr redheaded be irt t huont 01 witnessed nearly eVery peifornimeo that has been licn in tics Salt lake Theatre since I bee imo a de id he ul ocr two > years ago to say nothing of tho fact that I went to tho tiicatrp one night in Denver lit Mn IMC of the Ouvialun Iff rail Onco duriiiK tho war nn army mule which 1 had bifriended because ot huts I t good l working qualities rki it into his beael to stanel in front of one of this M13 ind kick the socks all I ton pound bal us it was fred from thus murilo bee uise lie haul the innoneors bad tried to cxcr else too much control over him mil presuming on 1115 fonnci kindness bo linked mo to st mil by 1 him to help broik tho force I didnt iceept tho mules proposition ali if jou think I am going to HI uid up with the Mormon Church ass II Mid help It bre ik thus force of biicb u pro jectilo us tho linker bill llred fiom tho gun of uood io eminent joure mistaken mis-taken In tho man |