Show JT r ft J r 1 i 1 Nr I Leave this movie Undiscovered iI i I I Nick Parker The Globe Undiscovered is th the tale of a young model on a mission Her self appointed task is to make her cute friend a rock star A two line synopsis is all that should be necessary because the only reason one would see this movie is for Ashley Simpson or the other young actors in it There is a tacky rehashed story horrible horrible horrible horri horri- ble lines and a terribly sweet saccharin-sweet ending If All That was on the other side of the gender spectrum it would be this sorry excuse for a movie When Brier T let Pell Tames m Sj-c Sj comes comes' comesup i S' S Sup up up with the idea to jumpstart Luke Ashley Simpson portrays a actress in the latest teen flick Undiscovered Falcons Falcon's the irreparably generic Steven Strait music career we cringe at the fact that weve we've heard it all before This film moves like any other romantic romantic romantic roman roman- tic comedy chick flicks for those of you who dont don't know how to weed through the lies that are faux movie genres It starts with a chance meeting The plot builds with happiness happi happi- ness at first a misunderstood altercation altercation altercation tion a cheesy redemption at an airport and a happily ever after ending The only two saving graces of this movie were extremely small and almost insignificant A skateboarding dog was a breath of cutesy fresh air the rode around on that thing the film took a short swim up from the depths of a murky generic lagoon of bad acting and worse storyline Ashley Simpsons Simpson's portrayal of a time small-time actor was polar bi-polar through through- I out the film Although her dialog and general situations were repulsive at times she seemed like she was doing a good job Then toward the end somebody's somebody's somebody's some some- body's phone rings with an Ashley Simpson and all possible legitimacy she brought to the table was wiped clean Simpsons Simpson's low raspy voice is finally welcome on the title track Instead of belting out jumpy pop anthems perhaps perhaps perhaps per per- haps she should focus on more ballad oriented tunes like this one With lines like When are we going to break out of the friend zone and You didn't hurt me you killed me the overly bohemian beautiful people destroy all semblance of quality dialogue dialogue dia diar logue and practical story in this PG 13 yuk Dont Don't see Undiscovered because youve you've already seen it about 25 times in various incarnations Save yourself the trouble and the seven fifty |