Show J I If f 1 f k 4 r ji Y i w i Y V y A h. h f i a if it I y it Bit 0 Stuff J By Sara and Craig If Staff Writers r r How strange youre you're thinking to yourself it seems like just yesterday that Bit 0 Stuff printed their final farewell column Its It's true When we wrote that article we thought that we would not both be attending during winter quarter Here we are j were we're both in school and were we're ready to get back to writing for the paper Top Ten Reasons Were We're Back 10 For the hordes of people who protested our departure OK those I were just our parents Y 9 Craig was spending too much time at the U of U arcade he was becoming a bowling bum 8 Someone has to take on the tough to day-to-day issues of campus gossip and cafeteria food 7 Craig would rather walk to class from his car than have to ride his bike from where he parked 6 What better medium is there in which to belittle baseball 5 S. Sara enjoys being the big fish in a little pond 4 We missed the hustle and bustle bustle bustle bus bus- tle of a city big-city newspaper 3 Those university chicks frightened frightened frightened fright fright- ened Craig 2 The high altitude at the U caused bloody noses not that that mattered much the red shirts were great camouflage 1 Theres There's always food at the Horizon staff meetings Words You Can Make From the Letters in SALT LAKE COMMUNITY TY COLLEGE i communist f Latino a amello t if i- i mello v o ii saline p a. a occult J lactation catatonic elements colonies gluttony acuity r lesions immune t tf solemn oculist gelatinous elegant collagen y a stalagmite u. u legions columns magnate testes If there are any pressing topics you would like us to cover or you'd like to express your enthusiasm for our return please contact us in the Horizon offices at Redwood Campus |