Show Bit 0 Q 0 Stuff a aL L g By Sara and Craig Staff ff WI Writes Summer Diversions For those of us with extra time on our hands there is always the thought of what to todo todo o odo do that's legal Too many hours have been wasted wondering wondering wondering won won- dering how to spend our free- free time We have compiled some ideas to shorten the arduous process of finding something to do Well We'll begin with an activity that weve we've wanted to todo todo todo do for a long time but just haven't had the guts to actually actually actual actual- ly accomplish Go to any canyon and rename a trail You can name it after yourself a friend or anything else but to make the task complete be sure to make your own signs with accurate distances indicated on them This may actually be illegal so be sure to name the trail after someone else When watching TV especially especially espe espe- daily the news pay attention to what people are actually saying We once heard someone someone someone some some- one say regulate the rates according to the regular rate regulations And The money cycle is cyclical Drive a truck up into the mountains until you find some snow Using a shovel fill the bed full of snow Then go home and make the only snowman in town Walk around downtown wearing a giant sandwich poster stating Repent The End is Near on the front This may even be funnier if you then paint Place Your Ad AdHere AdHere AdHere Here on the back side Another city activity could be reciting poetry on a street corner to anyone who will listen We suggest Casey at the Bat by Ernest Lawrence Thayer Or if you'd actually like to say something meaningful recite Mary Had Hada a Little Lamb by Mother Goose Go to the airport with a friend and pretend you just reunited after years of being separated Be as loud as you youcan youcan youcan can drawing as much attention attention attention atten atten- tion as possible For theater majors this will help out with your improve We welcome your fan mailand mailand mail and comments at Or drop us a letter at the Horizon Office located in the College Center at Redwood Campus room mom |