Show I Militant Parking Lot Regime Strikes Yet Again To The Editor How fools do rush in In this case a police Little did he know from my mild mannered daily appearance that I 1 am really a Horizon staff member packing packing packing pack pack- ing the wickedest wicked est pen this side of the Pecos Yes its it's another story from Tales of the Militant Parking Lot Regime Though this was a very minor incident in contrast to the recent controversy involving just such an incident it does help to illustrate an urgent need to assign supplementary supple supplementary janitorial duties to these officers who have nothing nothing nothing noth noth- ing to do in the absence of real crime The harassment of students in the parking lot may serve to fill the void created by too much excess time on their hands I walked out to my car parked in hi one of the most remote regions of the northwest parking area which was wasby wasby wasby by now Friday almost completely empty Two minutes minutes minutes min min- utes after getting in my car an officer appeared at my window while I was absorbed looking through my cassette cassette cassette cas cas- sette tapes I 1 rolled down my window and he asked What are you doing out here The question seemed rather redundant redundant dant since it was obvious that he had just caught me in the act of planning a terrorist takeover of the campus I replied I always park out here obvious reply but chuckles here was clearly unaware that we were in a parking parking parking park park- ing lot Again he asked Yes but what are you doing out here It was obvious that nothing got past this guy so I replied allowing my engine to warm Not quite sure if tl this s was the winning answer in his little game of Wheel of Misfortune With an OK good enough that would have made Clint Eastwood proud the Big Badge Wolf was on his way Fortunately I didn't receive the prestigious Silver Bracelets award for my suspicious and recurrent daily behavior of parking Yes it is quite clear that the standard issue uniform is in need of the addition of a broom and dustpan Philip Dean Beck Arts Entertainment Arts Editor |