| Show IN LEFTFIELD LEFT LEFTFIELD LEFTFIELD FIELD By Corey Bullock Sports Editor F They came from left field right field and the dugout as a brawl ensued en- en ensued en en- sued during a class A baseball R game between the Durham Bulls A and the Winston-Salem Winston Warthogs of the Carolina League on Monday Monday Mon Mon- r. r day May 22 t USA Today Tod reports that the Bulls held Strike Out Domestic Violence t Night Monday They marked the occasion with t f an extended display of violence The fans many of whom were wearing stick-on stick badges decrying vi violence violence violence vi- vi olence in the home stood and cheered This all occurred after Jason Kummerfeldt the Winston-Salem Winston pitcher hit three Durham batters with pitches When asked about th the wild pitches Kummerfeldt said I had no control of my pitches The Ottawa Rough Riders of the Canadian Football League probably would have preferred a seat in the left field bleachers instead of a at t place in the leagues league's dispersal draft drafty y- y of players from the defunct Las Vegas franchise Ottawa selected one of the better remaining athletes in the fourth round Darrell Robertson a defensive defensive defensive sive end The only problem with that selection was that Robertson had passed away in a car accident last year Apparently the news of Robertson's death had not reached the offices nor the Rough Rid Rid- ers Maybe they were at a baseball game Ben Wright CBS' CBS golf announcer announcer announcer an an- allegedly made some comments that have gotten him banned from the left field bleach bleach- ers He commented that lesbians were hurting the sport of golf and that women golfers have trouble swinging the golf club because their breasts get in the way When women tennis ex-tennis player Martina heard of the alleged remarks her to that was that she didn't know how in inthe inthe inthe the world Wright putts with that big stomach If you live in the left field bleachers or a cave and have not heard by now Dennis Rodman Rodman Rodman Rod Rod- man was on the front cover of Sports Illustrated wearing a shiny tank top metallic hot pants and a rhinestone dog col col- lar A Attractive ve Why not be a I little i tt Ie risque ris ris- ri risque st s- s t que said Rodman in the arti arti- cle cleo Rodman is also quoted as asi assaying assaying i saying that he frequents gay bars and visualizes being with other man Everyone visualizes being gay said Rodman Dennis I dont don't visualize being gay but I guess I IF t.- t. dont don't count t He also said that Madonna wanted to marry him and W have his baby and that sometimes sometimes some some- fir times he dreams about taking a gun and blowing his head if 0 off ff f I think there have been a few other people who may have had the same or a very similar dream |
