Show The Walter Valter Yates Opinion Editor Only 3 31 1 days await the easiest night of the year to get a little loven My record so far is zero for formy formy formy my 18 years right Ive I've never kissed anyone on New Years Year's yet Hopefully I can find a girl who dares to get her lips within reach of mine I hope some some special girl out there will be brave enough to try a little of the Walt The holidays are aiding me in my search There are Christmas parties for singles The mistletoe if used wisely will help in securing a New Years Year's kiss You can also give that special one a really nice gift and hope it will help you score on New Years Because of my desire to have a kiss I am even more outgoing outgoing outgoing out out- going than before I have started flirting with every cute girl I know not that they flirt back and Im I'm dating dating dating dat dat- ing those who give me their number even it is wrong I am wondering if all this extra time and energy on women will pay payoff off So far its just hurting my school work and my ego This brings me to another topic I think women are a burden to men in college They take your money and your time This is not the fault men bring it upon themselves Guys want some loven and they are willing to pay the price I wish a doctor doctor doctor doc doc- tor would come up with a medication that would rid me of falling so hard for women Without my desire towards women I 1 would be able to take 25 credit hours and get straight As Even though women are great to tobe tobe tobe be with I could get more done without without without with with- out them Unfortunately that will never happen For those who are with someone or married I suggest decreasing the number of kisses you give each other A kiss like a candy bar means more when you go without for a while In other words my kiss should be very special considering the amount of time I will spend waiting waiting waiting wait wait- ing for that little smooch |