| Show The Right Side A Political cal Commentary by Kelly Richards When Reagan came to office we were abiding by the SALT II Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty but because some conservatives thought we got a bad deal they refused to ratify it and the Soviet Union who was all for it had of course been cheating So we scrapped it Hence comes the Treaty In this deal the Soviet Union would remove 20 SS missiles from the front lines and relocate them in Siberia where they would look menacingly over the Pacific We would remove Pershing missiles from Europe to the United States where they would prove very useful if Alabama or Idaho should get out of line If the Soviet Union decides at some sometime sometime sometime time to put the SS back in pla place e transferring them from Siberia to the Ukraine wouldn't prove that much more difficult from transporting Ukrainians to Siberia an operation the Soviets are very efficient at To get our back from oh say Virginia to Germany would require 8 tank divisions to run over the flower children and other pacifists who would obstruct the way Conservatives have much to worry about for if we do ratify this treaty the Russians still have enough tank divisions to make Hitler's Blitzkrieg look like a church social As for this conservative I think Im I'm going to ask the Dean abo about t offering some Russian language courses here at |
