Show v u. u O I Back by popular demand i i C Jacksons Jackson's How to t fI Cast a on a Woman DO D you want to haunt your dream lover the same way she's been haunting your dreams Well don't dont waste dont waste your money on service for witchcraft Meta-manipulation Meta is an any real man can learn or or elk magic as they are referred to in northwest Canada Canada are are the worlds world's most ubiquitous use of sorcery If you are a passionate warrior a randy hound hell-hound for love you too can cast a with magic that binds Just prepare yourself for all the consequences For example never use elk magic on a Mormon missionary mission mission- ary I ary-I I could tell you a dreadful story about that Never cast for bad reasons like revenge And remember it is al alleged alleged alleged al- al in certain circles that if you dabble in witchcraft your soul will burn in hell forever Personally I would never advise advise advise ad ad- vise any soft guys to mess with this stuff All caveats aside tor for those who are man enough to handle it here is a recipe in nine steps for potent for potent love Step 1 Take I-Take Take a bath A hot bathtub is a good spot for strategic planning Do this daily even if you shower at the gym gym gym- also a good idea Wash floss brush and polish every of your being including your mind Dont Don't brood think positive Step 2 Become 2 Become a fully confident confident confident con con- and cool person Now is the time to begin daily meditation meditation meditation tion and exercise routines Step 3 Scent 3 Scent your body Obsession Obsession Obsession Ob Ob- Ob- Ob session suggests sex subliminal subliminal- ly lYe Eternity hints at commit commit- ment I myself would wear by Chanel Dont Don't use fakes or cheap cologne cologne-a a good rule of thumb is if if it t costs under 30 bucks it cant can't poss possibly bly do the trick Step 4 Dress 4 Dress yourself in freshly laundered appropriate clothing Note Before you are ready for the rest of this spell run through the list to make sure there is nothing youve you've missed If you feel ne nervous make it BODY SOUL 1 i iI I I I rr Terry Dillon work for you but if you know you arent aren't going to be cool you arent aren't ready ready ready-go go back to step one Step 5 You 5 You finally have it together enough to get under her skin Pay attention attention attention atten atten- tion now the real spellbinding spellbind spellbind- ing begins Listen to her Look into her eyes the eyes the windows win windows windows dows of her soul and soul and really listen to her Listen to what she says and to what she doesn't say too Reflect on what she seems to be s 's signify gi if i g Show h r listening by repeating back what you heard heard to to see if you got it right This gives her concrete concrete concrete con con- crete evidence that you understand understand understand under under- stand how she feels To get her started talking ask open-ended open questions that cant can't be answered with a simple yes or no For example questions that start out with So say her name what do you think about or Say her name how do you feel about And Say her name what did you like about Restate what she tells tell you demons demonstrating tra ting thoughtfulness and further interest Step 6 Most 6 Most important listen to her heart Use your own heart as a guide ide and ask yourself Is this enjoyable Is she enjoying this If she won wont won't t give you eye eye contact it could mean she is intensely intensely intensely in in- tensely attracted to you However you'd better find out oue Do a reality test and ask her if she's having a as much fun as you If youve you've been guilty of sexual harassment youve you've already already al al- al- al ready ruined your magic Even Evena a reputation for that crap could break a good spell If she wont won't give you an answer or if sh she tells you to stop back off Return to step one Step 7 Dont Don't Don't Dont say things to sound impressive Dont Don't blow your o o own n horn Instead find asp aspects about her to be impressed impressed impressed im im- im- im pressed with and feel respectful about that She will sense it if you are truly impressed with her She will know it if your respect is genuine Step 8 After 8 After investing seve several al weeks on empathic listening listening listening lis lis- you are ready to go in for the kill as we say in the woods Invite her out for din dinner ner ner-La ner La Caille to Caille-to to finish up the romantic negotiations Make sure she knows what t r r. r Tell r l her your feela feel feel- e eings a ings ing hel same Whatever you do dont don't be a jerk Just keep listening to what she has to say so you can clarify a any y misunderstandings between you Patiently restate her consent or objections until you get get- everything hammered out Th Then n give her as much time as she needs Step 9 After 9 After all this all you need do is keep up with your sorcery because want because want the truth Now youre you're under her spell too H Happy haunting r n |