Show Perot's but Im I'm still searching for the ideal man Gloria Quick Columnist be fun to have that IT'LL cute little ol of billionaire Texan in the oval office once a month in between riding herd down in the land of steers and oil Napoleon Perot Per t. t I 1 like the sound of it Well okay maybe hes he's hes not like Napoleon but please dont don't tell me hes he's not a politician He was gonna get the facts fact's maam For a m month 0 nth 0 or r tw two 0 whatever it took Ross Perot was going to avoid the media study the issues and come up with informed But as soon as the media said comeback come back now hear the Director said lights camera action and in true poltergeist form a voice said Hes Perot's okay but hes he's not for me M My y ideal ide a I man is about six fee two six two strong and muscular but unlike Arnold narrow narrow narrow nar nar- row and lean His hair rests on his shoulders although he sometimes wears it in a asam sam samurai urai poni He has has' Peter Hortons Horton's Gary Gary from from Thirty Something smile and the sincere sweetness that it speaks of He sings like Michael Bolton Bolton Bol- Bol Bolton ton and brings that kind of passion and sensitivity into the bedroom He has Eddie Murphys Murphy's sense of humor from the early Saturday Night Live days not the pornography pornography pornography raphy he passes off as humor in his up stand-up routine H He dances like Fred Astaire and brings that kind of grace and charm to social events He possesses Larry Kings King's demeanor when getting to the root of things h has s Elvis Presley's generosity as when Elvis handed over a diamond ring or Cadillac to to- toan an ing fan and has Ralph Naders Nader's concern for the environment en- en environment vir 0 n men t minus minus' m i nus his methods for saving it He has Bill Cosby's love of family Mahatma Gandhi's moral courage and dedication to peace and Stephen Kings King's capacity for imagination minus the horror He enjoys all kinds of music from Bach to Guns n Roses His favorite rap video is about theone the one about big butts and he is as faithful to his woman as Sister Teresa is to her children He evaluates people on an individual basis and refuses to make judgments GLORIA QUI QUICK C K r. r 4 a aa a wP Sri c b solely based on gender ag age nationality or race He thinks its it's Import important nt for every child man and woman to find his own niche He loves God and thinks of God in terms of Love Principle Mind rather than a man in the sky with a beard I suspect I wont won't find him in time to write his name on the ballot at the then n next presidential election I suspect he exists exists' only in r I love my imagination But I him just the same |