| Show ON THE SET A a 3 by Helvetica Bold Spring has Sprung I know because Ive I've seen three Bagmen in the last week You know what Bagmen Bagmen Bag Bag- men are they're the anal- anal retentive dissidents who carry carryall carryall carryall all of their earthly belongings around with them You can usually spot them huddled over a trash bin while maintaining maintaining main main- a firm grip on an overly-loaded overly Safeway cart There are too They have no homes will absorb any reasonable looking looking looking look look- ing bit of debris whether useful or not and are seen moving to a better location in the early morning hours Take my word These people are a more reliable sign of winters winter's passing than the proverbial Robin Welcome Welcome Wel Wel- come them with off cast-off handbags and worn-out worn buggy wheels Summer is on its way Another sure sign of hot weathers weather's advancing is the slaught on-slaught of catchy snappy singles Songs that can sound good blaring through AM car radios with a you could to even if you heard it through the fillings fillings fillings fill fill- ings in your teeth Paul McCartney's new Coming Up from his up-coming up solo album is this seasons season's first Its It's a powerful number and demonstrates that Rocks Rock's RB roots continue to appeal Or as Bob Seeger says Rock and Roll never forgets Speaking of that Motor City Man Seeger comes to the Salt Palace May Now I know you spent all of your spare change to see The Who last week but I implore you to beg borrow or steal to see this man perform Only Seeger Seeger Seeger See See- ger Tom Petty and Bruce Springstein remain true vanguards vanguards vanguards van van- guards of Rock n Roll and the passion it conveys Tl This s month youve you've got the chance to see one of the three ON THE TUBE Pink Lady Theres There's a lot I could say about this program but fortunately fortunately fortunately for for- this paper has to pass a censor Suffice it say that this has got to be the worst show on television since My Mother The Car Watch these two for an hour and you will easily understand understand understand under under- stand how the Japanese think thinka a piece of raw fish makes a meal These girls cant can't sing cant can't dance can cant can't t even synch lip-synch songs they supposedly recorded recorded recorded re re- corded They dont don't speak English and they have a funny funny funny fun fun- ny name They arent aren't even pretty What in the name of Heaven are they doing with a weekly series If you think trunk these synthetic synthe synthe- tic bimbos have talent then you probably liked Godzilla for its social significance TRIVIA Lets Let's start this weekly feature off with a tough but fun question American loved Mary Tyler Moore as the thorn in Lou Grants Grant's side on The Mary Alary Tyler Moore Show American adored as Laura Van VanDyke's VanDyke's VanDyke's Dykes Dyke's wife on The Dick Van VanDyke VanDyke VanDyke Dyke Show Now if you can give me the name of her first series and the name of her character a popular long- long running detective program you'll win a free movie pass Mail your responses to me in care of this paper and first post-mark post wins ON THE STREET Abbey Road has closed its it's doors on onan onan an an intermittent basis They've discontinued their phone on a permanent basis And another popular rock and roll venue bites the bullet It is rumored that AR may open its doors for selected small concerts if the price is right but Salt Lake needs all of the live- live music showcases it can pump up Where are the Lawyers now that we need them |
