Show r t Ski Bum Chris h Wentworth L Boogie f. f the Sunday after Thanksgiving and all around our street 1 The ski bums of my neighborhood agreed Hey man the snows snow's really sweet Get up off your duff Wentworth My buddy Duane shouted with glee Whip on your ski suit Beaver Face Come boogie with me Right on Jack Give me a break Its It's too early The lIThe darn ski lifts dont don't start running till at least thirty eight-thirty As I bandaged my head wound caused by Duanes Duane's mighty tug I noticed the SKI FREAK had half a jug The ski poles and skis were tied down with care Mine were falling off Hey who the heck strapped my brother up there So obviously without delay we were all loaded up Eight people fifteen bottles of wine and one Dixie Cup Make a wish Dave my friend yelped He and Duane ripped the paper glass Heck who needs a cup well we'll drink this wine with a touch of class Guzzle Guzzle the soda pop wine seemed to somehow evaporate Keep up the good work boys pretty soon they'll be bootin us out the state Giddy up ole pig I prayed my vehicle of death up the hill This vans van's gonna make it Maybe BAIL OUT WELL WE'LL ALL BE KILLED Quick as a flash Snowbird loomed ahead Dave and Sandy looked up were we're DEAD Heck NO Dont Don't worry its it's a simple matter of gravity Just uJust fall down the mountain and plead insanity 5 We all had a first time and to some it comes hard Chris still skis like hes he's being attacked by a lumber yard Come on now you know I really tried hard just to hack it The lIThe longs ding in the Ski Patrol sewed a handle to my jacket J I 1 Here we are man Get out Lets Let's do it Lets Let's GO 4 I can hardly wait to make a couple turns Gee hope my bindings dont don't blow blown blow J d Take out a loan for your ski it on slop over to the line Stand around comparing skis Hey that dudes dude's got some like mine Then up on the lift chair the sky's nice n clear The lift jerks to a stop some idiots idiot's stuck his poles in the gears Quick get a toboggan the rejects reject's almost dead The Ski Patrol rips off his new and instead Upward we travel Mid-Gad's Mid just ahead Hey look at that deluxe cheeseburger chick the one in the red state look how tight her pants are a saint she aint Really I bet she mends her whole outfit with a can of spray paint Off the lift racing like a demon down to Gad Two I saw an old buddy of mine become twisted like a corkscrew 1 4 i Its It's really I told him to watch out But he and the Snow Cat were on the same route Bounding down bananas a run I slipped with a jolt Fish Snort forget the skis I slide faster on the back of my coat i Fogged up glasses beautiful sunshine its it's almost noon Into the lodge to get a beer and pizza Oh My I look like a r racoon coon What a fantastic fun time skiing has been Think Ill I'll skip school and do it again |