Show A Frisbee Lethal by Katherine Hamlin Our college campus is a most exciting place to b be The beautifully manicured lawns the trees the sound of laughter laugh laugh- ter the homicidal frisbee players Homicidal frisbee players Oh yes The word frisbee sound so cute The shape is so innocent It looks like an inverted s saucer One puts a delicate tea cup on a saucer But in the hands of a maniac these cute in innocent innocent innocent in- in objects become lethal Walking from the Construction Construction Construction Con Con- Trades Building to the Rampton Building is isa isa isa a task that requires nerves of steel and agility that only great athletes pos pos- sess Being able to duck one frisbee as it sails overhead overhead overhead over over- head jump another as it ricochets off the sidewalk and discuss the results of your last test with your toughest instructor You figure if you protect him from th the frisbee onslaught onslaught onslaught ons ons- laught he will be notice and be very lenient on your grade This means you get across campus without anyone yelling at you for m messing up their game I Speaking of yelling all mid-campus mid frisbee players are required to take Foul Language This course shows you how to impress friends and relatives with minimal minimal minimal mini mal knowledge of the English English English En En- glish language with emphasis on 4 letter words while shouting What do you think we should do with these in ner-court ner engineers Well with much serious deliberation I have a solution First we need to take up a tion Ill I'll get to why in a second Second have all the frisbee players gather in the College Center ba ba- ba- ba Third hold a marathon marathon marathon ma ma- in the hallways No rules everything goes Everyone has to bring one frisbee and that frisbee has to be in the air at least 75 of the time I lied That last sentence is the only rule Dont Don't you agree they'd kill each other off within the first hour Now I come to why we made the collection The three survivors uh winners winners winners win win- ners I mean get a prize All expenses paid one one- way ticket to Tibet If y you u are worried as to what wed we'd do with all the stiffs use your imagination tion Microbiology could use a few anatomy and physiology could use a afew afew afew few and the ones left over could be used for starting training training train train- up a new course in ing morticians |