Show Mad Mugger Mauls Miss Misses Much Campus Security reports that a mugging occurred on the well- well lighted pathway from the Administration Administration Administration Ad Ad- ministration to the Metals Building on the evening of October 31 The victim Lydia states that her assailants both short and chunky mod dark hair styles one sporting a left foot and crutches while the other was noted to have a out blown set of tenney runners runners' runners runners' at at least his Ills foot was sticking out the side of his ground grabbers had a large black German Miss further stated she lost her set of heavy duty mechanics sockets forty cents of miscellaneous change the seat of her pants and a abroom abroom abroom broom during the mugging in in- in Security Patrol Captain Josephino Gravino states that security measures are being taken to prevent further muggings The Security Patrol thought they had a break in the case when a adark adark adark dark looming figure was spotted near the Metals Building On closer inspection with feet of extension extension extension exten exten- sion cord and a 60 watt bulb it was revealed that the figure was the Metals Building sculpture and sign As of late it has been noted that a security patrolman has been beating a path between the administration and the Metals Building with the same feet of extension cord and 60 watt bulb Anyone having information re regarding regarding regarding re- re garding this mugging is advised to contact Captain Gravino at the security security security se se- patrol office Room Main Administration Building better known as the men employees employ employ- ees John A reward of 25 in pop bottles is being offered by Joe Lyndon Johnson for information leading to a conviction in the case |