Show 10 SUDDEN IMPETUS when henry the little negro janitor of a mobile apartment house became engaged the pleasure expressed by his friends was not unmixed with a considerable degree of wonderment henry said one of his acquaintances ah sho is surprised how do it happen dat yo I 1 has been going wid miss esther for mo dan two years and den all of a sudden you gits engaged well brother replied the little janitor ahu give you de lowdown on de ashun it auz only yesterday dat ali ah lost mah job NEW LANGUAGE 1 I 1 4 I 1 after giving the private a dressing down for being so late in returning with the supplies the sergeant demanded okay lets hear how it happened miller well I 1 picked up a chaplain along the road explained the rookie and from then on the mules understand a word I 1 said it was right A man on the florida coast sent to new york tor for a barometer when he unpacked it he found it set at hurricane he tapped it but it budge he hung it up tapped it again but it still remained as set wrathfully he sat down and wrote a blistering letter to the store then went out to post it when he came back the barometer was gone so wae was his house no trade in value ann annie le mother exclaimed to her naughty offspring 1 I dont think ill punish you this time IU ill just get a good little girl in your place the youngster quietly considered consi derad the threat for a moment then laughed you cant do it mother she rejoined Nob odys going to trade you a good little girl for a bad one mind on his work wilkins youve been with us two weeks now do you realize that in that short time youve been late five dve times no sir I 1 know boss you sec im not one of thosa fellows chos alwa always ys watching the clock squelcher on a train the other day a friendly woman found herself sitting beside a little girl with a doll in her lap she leaned over and asked cheerily does your douy dolly talk yes said the little girl curtly but not to strangers almost closed mrs graggs have you shut shu t up everything in the house for the night elmer elmer ive shut up everything that can be shut up my dear how about running teacher this jar contains a deadly gas what steps would you take if it escaped pupil long oneal |