Show J 7 T 0 ra made blade it difficult A woman desiring some yarn to knit a sweater for her dog asked the clerk how to go about the knitting flow how big is the dog asked the salesgirl 1 the womans comans illustrations trat ions were not very successful maybe better bring him in suggested the girl oh I 1 cant do that said the woman its to be a surprise for him ca cats ts my dear said the spi spinster n 1 I hate the very sight of them I 1 had a sweet little canary and some cat got that I 1 had a perfect parrot and some cat got that I 1 had an adorable rance fiance once and oh dont mention cats to me itt in fancy only at a USO concert a very stout soprano was singing if I 1 had the wings of a dove id fly it A rookie in the rear exclaimed why that bird would need the wings of a bomber he got around your name the manager asked the young lad applying for a job ford said the boy your first name henry henry ford eh the manager smiled a pretty well known name uh huh replied the boy it should be ive been delivering groceries in this town for nearly five years proved it john and harry were lying down sunning themselves one summer day A farmer approaching said ill give the laziest of you fellows a dollar harry yawning and never raising an eyelid said just slip her in my pocket |