Show QA cause for complaint those garage people certainly ruin a car the trouble why my car used to do seventy miles an hour then I 1 let them put in a new speedometer and now irow I 1 can get on only fifty eight out of her EQUALLY DANGEROUS mrs brown is always running down the neighbors know she was a gossip operates a machine dashing his hopes cloudy day sir said the porter with tip written all over his face yes was the reply and theres no change coming either fair warning martha said her mistress 1 I want you to polish that table until I 1 can see my face in it but martha had already given notice if I 1 was you maam she replied 1 I look dutiful mourner A pennys dennys worth of licorice P please easi said the little girl im afraid I 1 have no licorice dear said the proprietress e t re ss must it be licorice yes im afraid it must replied the child you see our canary is dead and im in mourning 10 one of those no alls judge can you give evidence to the contrary woman witness certainly what has hai the previous witness said practical reply when the barometer falls what does that tell us come tommy surely you know nails come out of the wall miss Is that you mother asked the excited new father over the phone oh mother mother its its a a baby I 1 to be sure visitor im collecting for the suffering poor anil and shall be glad of your help housewife suffering poor are you sure that they really do suffer visitor im quite sure why I 1 go into their homes and talk to them for hours on end |