Show THOUGHTS 1 l and J by dooley doo ls WHY NOT AN EMPER EMPEROR A dictatorship for this pou coughtry that Is what some prominent people would like to see but why stop at a dictatorship it if our system of government has fallen alien down and our administrations are no longer loncer able to function why not discard our political parties and politicians and organize a kingdom or better still an ail empire yes an empire would woul d be more aristocratic ills imperial majesty emperor hoover that sound great and imposing or it might be emperor roosevelt or emperor smith or emperor borah or emperor alfalfa dill bill there are legions of great and exalted citizens who could strut mightily in the ermine of an imperial majesty then ills imperial majesty would have to have a prime minister and other high and mighty bootlickers boot lickers to add dignity to his court and us fellows of the press could all get together and tickle the vanito of emperor no poo poo with editor editorial lar soft loft soap and get ourselves made princes and dukes and counts and got get in on the graft and lord it over bankers and financiers and others of the common herd yep the idea appeals to us por per elded aided we are made a prince certainly nothing less than a duke why it we were a full fledged prince the business men of this town would pay fabulous prices pi ices for advertising space in our paper and everybody would want to subscribe for at least tour four or five copies of the paper each week and people we owe would not have the nerve to ask a prince to pay up golly what a rosy dream CONGRESS IS CONGRESS billions for the industrial and fl mancial lancial hite interests and pennies for the farmers that appears to be the attitude of congress and yet if congress would establish a reasonable minimum price for farm products it would place the farmers orv on their feet and start this blits country back to economic normalcy nor milcy cut but congress Is congress all I 1 4 when you hear a radio shouter extolling the wonderful merits of an article buy something else about the only way we can succeed in clio chocking ching those nuisances off the air too much iii congress |