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Show Something NIL Has Been Addled by Joe Peters Draws 'Em Well, Is Comment By Milkton Cowbarn Word that one of South high school's most famous personalities, Joe Peters, yell composer par ex-, cellence, has expanded his varied field of thought and work from that of polishing curves on cars on Saturdays to that of shading curves on nudes, Friday sprang from the happy countenance of Amos Wimple, art instructor. Wimple Enthused Said Mr. Wimple: "I'm SO hap-pyt hap-pyt that Joseph has at last turned his talents to cultural pursuits. His latest works adorn only his locker, but we are planning to replace the library murals with his-uh-uh his paintings. Our only concern is that the students would not fully appreciate appre-ciate such a change!" Ottillie Spinster, type teacher, and Senora Flo Hicktown were pleased as all get out about the desired de-sired change, but Koyetta Marsh-mellow, Marsh-mellow, petite and bashful hostess of company A, radiated shock and amazement. "How! can anyone think of doing l such a thing," this sweet thing cattily cat-tily said, "when we can obtain Barga paintings by just waiting until Enquire magazine puts out calendars!" Fail Lauds Work Meanwhile, letters of approval and commendation are beginning to pour in to the desk of C. Whowe Fail, chief cafeteria janitor, who defended de-fended such a move. "Peters puts such finesse into his work," said Mr. Fail. "In fact, he looks like he really enjoys it! Peters refused to pass out a statement. Caught by a filty-minded filty-minded reporter in hisi studio den of iniquity, Peters had a stogey in his mouth, a glint in his eye, a pencil in his ear, and bats in his belfrey. |