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Show Scribblers Ask Who Is The April Fool? There are all kinds of fools in this world. For example, the students in Mr. Humphrey's fourth period economics class see fools rush in late almost every day. Take Don Davis as a speci-man speci-man to exemplify our point. He invariably follows the bell, and the other day when he came in, Mr. Humphrey said, and we quote, "Where have you been this time, Davis? I'll bet you $17 to the proverbial week-old week-old doughnut that wherever you were, you were having a dern'n good time." In the same class we have another problem fool. Joe Bonny, who stands just outside the door until the bell rings and then makes his grand entrance. Perhaps he does it just so he can write out the tardy slip and prove to Mr. Humphrey that he can really write. Then again, he might just have a mania for writing on yellow paper. Then you have heard of or been the poor fool. The poor fool never has any money for carfare because he is always spending it on his best girl. Joe Walter must be included in this class as the locket and bracelet he gave Peggy Taylor are really beautiful. Of course, there are many April fools. Elva Ashby's birthday birth-day is on April 1, and others whose birthdays fall in April. Have you heard of the drool fools? They are the people who are continually envying or admiring ad-miring someone or something else. They usually have eyes to see with. Also, we have the pool fools, of which there are two classes; those who use a table and those who use a pool. Some of the ienowned experts of the first class are Mel Hansen, Bill Simpson, Dick Lund, Keith Karren, Bob Williams, Roy Marsh, Lou Dods and Jack Gia-coma. Gia-coma. The second type of pool fools include Shirley Williams and Jean Zumwalt, who went swimming at Municipal recently; recent-ly; who is in the bathub nine-tenths nine-tenths of the time, and Bev Hollingworth, who spends most of every summer in the pool at Fairmont park. The jewel fool is the one who is continually collecting ten-cent ten-cent rings from Kress' to compare com-pare with the bona fide collection col-lection in the bona fide jewelry stores. To summarize, we have the fool who rushes in, the poor fool, the drool fool, the April fool, the pool fool and the jewel fool. The worst fool of all, however, is the dumb fool who wasted time reading this fool article. |
