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Show r 0 L U L Qtf--- I i f 2rD LLbo'Lb and Lu U U J LJ Lb Fd?y, April 2, 1943. SOUTH HIGH SCRIBE lTl Something NIL Has Been Addled by Joe Peters Draws 'Em Well, Is Comment By Milkton Cowbarn Word that one of South high school's most famous personalities, Joe Peters, yell composer par ex-- , cellence, has expanded his varied field of thought and work from that of polishing curves on cars on Saturdays to that of shading curves on nudes, Friday sprang from the happy countenance of Amos Wimple, art instructor. Wimple Enthused Said Mr. Wimple: "I'm SO hap-p- yt that Joseph has at last turned his talents to cultural pursuits. His latest works adorn only his locker, but we are planning to replace the library murals with his-uh-- uh his paintings. Our only concern is that the students would not fully appre-ciate such a change!" Ottillie Spinster, type teacher, and Senora Flo Hicktown were pleased as all get out about the de-sired change, but Koyetta Marsh-mello- w, petite and bashful hostess of company A, radiated shock and amazement. "How! can anyone think of doing l such a thing," this sweet thing cat-tily said, "when we can obtain Barga paintings by just waiting until Enquire magazine puts out calendars!" Fail Lauds Work Meanwhile, letters of approval and commendation are beginning to pour in to the desk of C. Whowe Fail, chief cafeteria janitor, who de-fended such a move. "Peters puts such finesse into his work," said Mr. Fail. "In fact, he looks like he really enjoys it! Peters refused to pass out a statement. Caught by a filty-mind- ed reporter in hisi studio den of iniquity, Peters had a stogey in his mouth, a glint in his eye, a pencil in his ear, and bats in his belfrey. Tony Is Jolly Despite His April Birthdate Being bom on April 1 .have might something to do with the mer-riment and humor of Mitchell George, one of South's happy-go-luck- y students. Mitchell was born in Salt Lake City in 1925. He is 5 feet 10 inches tall and has brown hair and blue eyes. (Of course his favorite color is blue). He has an assortment of nick-names. He is called 'Peter" by his neighborhood friends, "Tony" by his school chums, and "Mike" by his working companions. Now that point rationing is in effect, "Tony" will not be able to indulge in his favorite pass-tim- e of eating "T" bone steaks. Horse-back riding is his special interest and activitiy. Every Sunday he can be seen riding along the Wasatch boulevard on a filly of uncertain habits. Everyone has a favorite orches-tra and song. Mitchell makes a good choice in naming Glen Miller as his favorite orchestra. "Brazil" is the tune to which he likes to listen or dance. His favorite subject at school is aeuonautics and he plans to be a conductor on the railroad or an air-plane pilot. "Tony" has lifted South's stamp drive by buying $2600 worth of de-fense stamps here at school! "The money I invest in defense stamps will be used for a little spending money after the close of the ten years," he said. Bachelor - money - no gal -- funny. Cofloperation, paper ration, Lots of bull, April fool. April fool comes but once to school, Thank goodness say the teachers. For pranks abound the day around, And some of them are screechers. AND HERE IS ONE OF THE FINER BITS Hustration is one ,of the better paintings produced through the skill of Joseph Peters, South artist extraordinary. Party, Good Time Spice April Exchange Colyum By Camilla Smith Traditional .Hello Day assembly and dance were held at Fremont high school, Oakland, California, March 12. The theme was "Hello-O-ut There," to signify looking into the future. The girls of Utah State Agri-cultural college who were interest-ed in the Waves and Spars, wo-men's branches of the navy and coast guard, had the opportunity to meet with the navy recruiting party March 11 at the college. March 19 the Dance club of Mesa Union high school, Mesa, Arizona presented the annual dance assem-bly, "Call to the Colors." The theme was patriotic with clever red, white and blue programs. All dance numbers were created by members of the club. The artists of the Victoria high really "sugar stomped", "butter bounced," and "tire tussled" at the school, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, appropriately named "ration fash-ion" dance held at the school last month. Cadets have started their spring field work, which includes physi-cal training Tuesdays and Thurs-days. During the first week out-side, the cadets were taught the manual of arms (how to sling a rifle around) by the officers and drill team members. The following promotions were posted Monday. They were: Bat-talion Executives for second peri-od, Major Rose, and for third peri-od, Major Neilson. Adjutants, Captain Goss and Captain N. Full-mer. Assistant Adjutants, 1st Lts. Lund and Karren. 1st Lt. Durfee of the Clothing Room was advanced to Captain. The follow-ing second Lts. were promoted to 1st Lts.: Davidson, Atwood, Han-sen, Curtis, Heath, Neely, Mon-so- n, Collins, Hollstein, Fullmer, Christensen, Gallagher, and Stokes. 1st Lt. Cederholm was selected for an adviser position. Cubs Indignant as Gty Lights Favorite "Social" Locality South stoogents were justly in-dignant this week over proposals made by the city mayor Flabby Benkins and commissioner Oscu-lating MacKonkle to illuminate their familiar meeting spot and fa-vorite "studying" place namely "Passion Flats" in rear of the state capitol building. The measure was brought before Flabby and Osc by J. G. Rook, fa-ther of an East side journalist who viewed the conditions and report-ed them to daddy, who in spare moments is a teacher at South high school. Said Mr. Rook: "I have tried in vain to shed some light of learning on world history during my years at South, but having failed, I am prepared to illume somewhere else." Junior MacKonkle, also a stoog-e- nt at East and rabid frat mem-ber, has plead with pop to influ-ence .him to give up the wild no-tion, but the old boy is too set in his ways. Social Arts Holds "Sweetheart" Dance There were plenty of "gals" with their "guys" at the Social Art's an-nual spring Sweetheart's ball held March 25, which was successfully planned by Wanda Miller and an Elaine Mackey. Each couple upon entering sign-ed their names in a clever picket fence guest book designed by Lois Nielson. Other assistants of the art work included Glenna Thompson, Delores Gerome and Lorraine Johnson. 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