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Show Lamentation Oh, ye shorthand examination! You fill me full of consternation, And in my deepest concentration, Outward rolls the perspiration. I fully sense the situation, , - It's one of utter complication, And what I need is contemplation, Strict review, deliberation. Although it fills me with temptation, 1 dare not try cooperation, To get a little information, Lest Charter spy my conversation: Those rules are an abomination, Far worse than Rapid Calculation, I might have known procrastination Would teach me coordination, Nor take me to that lofty station Of UnderhiU's Advanced Dictation. Oh what a terrible sensation After such dread anticipiation, y I know I'll need rejuvenation And artificial respiration. Alas, my noble aspiration, Once at so high an elevation, Sinks down to base degeneration Because I lost determination. Oh, where can I find inspiration? I will receive no compensation, No one will render consolation Nor even learn an occupation, If I fall short of graduation, But study is my one salvation, Oh, ye shorthand examination! |