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Show Hey Jerk! Want a Soda? BY BOB DIVETT "Hey Jerk. Want a soda," "Sure. I'll take one." Were you one of the few wise students who bought a total of 782 bottles of soda pop from the cafeteria cafe-teria one day not so long ago, or were you one of those dopes who bought the tremendous number of 120 half pint bottles of milk from the cafaterta during the same day. Why just think of what those weak-brained milk-drinking dopes are getting. Why, the imbeciles are getting the junk that keeps their teeth and bones in good condition. They're getting the stuff that helps keep their eye-sight good. They are the recipients of the food that doctor have proved helps give longer long-er life. On the other hand, think of what the smart fellows that buy the soda pop get. They get a lot of synthetic flavoring and carbonated water that in no way helps the body and a large amount of sugar which they already have too much of. It is that substance which crowds out those little particles of life called minerals and vitamins. We're patriotic, too. We drink th$s wonderful stuff instead of taking down bunk called milk that the government wants us to drink. "Hey Jerk. Want a soda?" "No thanks. I'll take milk. The delicious food that keeps the body fit. The food that will help mako me a real American A strong American. |