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Show Flavoring It Dentist What kind of filling do you want in your tooth? Junior Chocolate. About the only exercise some people get is running up bills and jumping at conclusions. That's Serious Friend (visiting patient) Say, Fred, that's sure a swell-looking nurse you have. . Fred I hadn't noticed. Friend Great scot! I had no idea you were that sick. THAT'S SUPPORT "Did you have good support on your tour?" "Yes, we met one kind-hearted old landlady who supported us for two weeks." Getting Caught Teacher Willie, how do you define de-fine ignorance? Willie It's when you don't know something and someone finds it out. Tears of Training Dad Son, never knew what it was to kiss a girl until I courted your moth- cr. wonder if you will be able to say the same to your children. Son think so. Dad, but not with such a straight face as yours. Shoe Clerk I have just the shoe lor you, Madam. Size ZV, marked down from 7. Hard to Tell Golfer This is absolutely terrible, terri-ble, I've never played so poorly before. Caddy Oh, then, you have played before, mister? |