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Show Prime Condition "Yok haven't looked so well for years, old man!" "Ah, it's the exercise I get, tossing about in bed at night worrying ab.tut the business." Curious Lad Golfer Dear, dear. I'm certainly cer-tainly not playing the game I used to play! Caddie (disgustedly) What game was that? The way some secretaries type the boss' letters is a triumph of mind over mutter. Caught Him "MacPhersin's a cheat, and I'm not goin' to play golf with him again." "How's that?" "Well, how could he have lost his ball a yard from the green when it was in my pocket?" In Duplicate Barber Well, my little man, how dc. you wish to have your hair cut? Little Man I'd like it cut just like my daddy's, and please don't forget to" leave that little round hole on the top where his head comes through. Asking for Trouble The door of the ladies' hairdressing shop opened and in came a meek-looking little man. One of the assistants approached him. "What can I have the pleasure " she cooed. "Er could you spare me a blonde hair for my shoulder?" he stammered. "I want to make my wife jealous." Fell for Her "Fortune knocks at least once at every man's door." "That may be. But it was her daughter, Miss Fortune, who called on me." |