Sugar House Bulletin | 1949-07-29 | Page 6 | Duffyisms

Duffyisms In the old days, our ancestors used to get electricity from rub-bin' rub-bin' the backs of the cats. But, as time progressed forwardly, these cats wore out, so Nature was forced to invent the wall socket. Ya know, it took many years of civilization for the dollar to get up to as little value as it is today. 'if things get any worse, the movie studios are going to produce pro-duce the popcorn and hand out the pictures in the lobby.