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Show I "GAY GADGETS" Associated Newspapers WNTJ Teaturea. By NANCY PEPPER stolen them right off your manly shoulders? Slick Slacks Of course, you're still blindine us with those violent MORE BOY CRAZIES You'd be surprised at how many boys write in to this column and complain that they're being neglected. neglect-ed. All right, boys, you asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. How's your Loaf Life? It's cataclysmic cata-clysmic if you're wearing one of those Don O'Connor loafer jackets and you probably are! How do you feel about the way the gals have "cords," but it's your new Glen plaids that make your Able Grable sing, "My Beloved Is Rugged." ) In the Know Abont I Bows They tell us that you're wearing your Sinatra Si-natra bowties on your belt buckles. Say it isn't sol siders in the well-known state of utter ut-ter confusion. Scrambled Letters If someone says "Ood Geevening" to you, don't report him to the FBI. He's simply saying "Good Evening" in the new scrambled way that puts the first letter of a word between the first and second syllables. See? Shakespearian Shake-up When you hear a teen-age voice saying, "Hasten, varlet, with that double malted," or "Yea, verily, it sends me," it isn't something out of the old Bard of Avon. It's just one of those new Trends we're always talking talk-ing about. In Reverse Have you heard about the Frog who couldn't croak because he had a Man in his throat? Have you heard about the People Toed Pigeons? Have you heard about the sick dog who said, "It shouldn't happen hap-pen to a man"? These gags in reverse re-verse are good for a giggle any time. Well, send me and call me Swoony if that isn't the end of our Jabber-' wocky lesson for today 1 MANY HAPPY RETURNS Harpy huddles are lots of fun We never miss the boys; An evening spent with other girls Is what a girl enjoys. Who broods abont her dateless nights? Who wants her phone to ring? We girls just get together with Some discs by Frank and Bing. Our boys have marched off to war Each Bob and Joe and Bill Will we be glad to get them back? YOU BET YOUR LIFE WE WILL! Up Your Sleeves Lots of boys are wearing those leather dog collars as bracelets. As many as five on a wrist, all in different colors! It's brutal. Sweater Favorite It's an up and coming sweater style with the wolves this button front, sleeveless job. Watch out, boys, the gals will steal it from you, just as they've made away with your argyles and reindeers, your V necks and your sleeveless pull-ons. ENGLISH IS BROKEN HERE It's a new kind of double talk that has us in a tizzy. Mebbe it's the influence of that popular movie, "Janie," or mebbe it's all your own idea. Yon certainly have the out- |