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Show "GAY GADGETS" Associated Newspapers WNV Features By NANCY PEPPER FOOLIN' WITH SCHOOLIN' All work and no play Is a fine way to get good marks in school, but how about good times? Here are some extracurricular tricks that you won't find in any of your textbooks. text-books. They're guaranteed to take the "drool" out of school without1 bringing your average down too many points. Patriotic Pin-Ups One of the best : ways to raise War Stamp money inl school is to announce a Girl and) Boy Pin-Up contest and charge a 10-1 cent War Stamp for every picture entered. The girls enter the pictures of their O.A.O. and the boys do vice ' versa. A huge bulletin board is erected for this purpose in the main hall where everybody can see the pictures. War stamp prizes go to the girl and boy whose entries bring the most votes during the week. Just to keep up the suspense, identify iden-tify the contesting pictures with numbers and don't tell who submit-1 ted which until the winners are an-' nounced. Littered With Letters You don't have to win your school letters these days. Just buy those plastic initials ini-tials in the dime store and spell out1 your school letters on your lapel or sweater. Be sure to buy the letters in the proper school colors. Witches 1 and wolves are wild about 'em. PUCKER CP! As they say on the airf this docs not constitute an indorsement of the product, but we've been collecting so many gags about kissing in high school papers from all over the country that, even if you don't kiss, ' we'll teU. Time-and-a-Half Girls and boys are wearing miniature hour glasses on their lapels with a little sign above them that says "Kiss-Timers." Kissing Bugs are a new gadget favorite with the dime , store set and a cellophane wrapped candy kiss worn on the lapel is consid- ered pleasantly provocative. And 1 you've probably seen the cotton1 dress on which "Kiss and Tell" is written in rick-rack all over the skirt. Is it a Trend? He (Putting his hands over her eyes) If you can't tell who this is in three guesses I will kiss you. She Santa Claus, Jack Frost, Davey Jones. When a girl and boy kiss and make up, she gets the kiss and he gets the make-up. He If I tried to kiss you, what would you do? She I never meet an emergency till it arises. He Then what do you do? She I meet it face to face. TRIXIE TEEN SAYS Does your conversation sound like a Hollywood press agent's dream? Do you insist upon boring your date with blow-by-blow accounts of your great popularity with the other wolves? Because, Be-cause, sister, you're not impressing him you're depressing him. That's defi- nitely NOT the line that is the shortest distance between two dates. Don't be surprised if he asks you if you want to join a band? When you say, sort of bewildered-like,"No,why do you ask?" his answer will be, "Because you like to blow your own horn." And there's no smile with that insult. |