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Show And Nary a Drop Was Spilt Along the Way A young Scottish couple had moved from their country cottage into a modern house. All their goods and chattels arrived safely with exception of the rain tub. After the wife had pleaded with her husband that this was an asset to her household, he said he would go and get it that evening. As he had not arrived home at 12:30 a. m. his wife became worried. wor-ried. At 1:15 a. m. the back gate slammed and there was a dull thud. In a few seconds the door opened to reveal a dishevelled and perspiring man, who remarked: re-marked: "Ee, lass, 'A've 'ad job wit' toob. Thee didn't tell me it were full o' watter." |