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Show Lots of 'em Just keep the same bouse! from year to year. And they arrive the same time every year, unless some new husband becomes stingy particularly early. Then they drop in sooner that year. I had a fine visit In Des Moines with "Dlnn," the great political car-toonist He knows, and be says the country Is not going Into the bands of receivers. ; .We decided that Coolidge going to work shows that the unemployment situation Is picking up. ', . Mr, Coolidge's sormonettes are run Blng more to the spiritual ,Ui(in the political.. He has layed oft the tariff and Uncle Joe Grundy In favor of faith, and passed up the disarmament treaty and Hiram, in favor of divine guidance,' and he sets mora store by eternal things than he does the United EKYira.Y IIITXS. Well, all t V.nav; is J.i'.t what I road in the papers, mid what I :o 08 I prowl hither and , thither. You know I just had a tine wee!: up nmow our Nordic Brothers ' l,t T'hiii hpoIiH. Ton know they live r.nJ prori.cr nmlV alons hotter than !p? oilii r ilinliiict bunch of folks we liiv in (hisComitry. They are about the best we have In this C:,v.;:'.vy. i:ut the Rreat part about. It In thry n'.l ft nl93-- fine together. Any Is r.wl nature. V.'iiil, I'ii'r, I was un there one night Jnn;i who do yon t':l.i!: dropped In on r ino but .lector Mayo, The old Country 'l).ictnr ct n::.icr;Ur,' Minn. Mrs. jlsyo rn-- i willi hiin, and another from down In Nashville, Tuin. . T.'-.r- ery bo' hna in addition to 'ilt aim ( :!. raUinel and asxalfltiU t.j llm niiirj Norwcisans, ho has put la a brant l Una or "Operation" while States Senate. He wants us to get back to the old early New England tradition, where It you wasn't praying, you was burning somebody that was. So It looks like I am left single-.hande- d to cope with Borah, Smoot and all material and temporal matters. Mr. Hoover has done tots of things, but he never trained circus animals before. . Up to now, the animals have had him hemmed up doing the tricks In- - atrtaA nf I h a ni . . - . v r ir .JSjCSh jcu wan. conic-bxl-give him 'a :.;;Uc. and he and a 1,'i'otln'r of his will have your frnms into kindling wood before you know It, Ho has been over in Italy, and it was reported Hint ha was golnj Id .dice Into Mur-:ilin- l and cut out IiiM French Com-plcx- Now, he Is a man that Is quick to learn anything new, and the min-ute he finds out they are cowardly, why be will gtab that sharp pole and pistol, and he will have Congre-ssional Hons, and Senatorial .hyenas J u m ping through more fire hoops and 1 j in nut ui and. la a great little fellow. ' Conhi v,lrn .vmi think of what thoss ' fellows have done! That's what you 'cull beinu a real Benefactor to man-kl'i-- ' ' Vou know to mo tho groatest thing llcy h;ivu done,-en- that 'la the sys-tem of churning eve,ryono In propor-tion to what they can pay. Course , eonis let a yctl o'.t of them like a hoot Owl, and claim ti:t they iald more I i, :: n ha, hiit'.lt'a tlm 'Kieatefit system ever Invented. All Doctors Klinu'.d make cnoiiKh out of those who ara well able to pay, to lie nhla to do nil work for the poor free. That In one thins that a poor person Klioiilrl never bo cveu expected to pay for Is medi-cal audition, ami not from nn organ i,vi Charity, hut from our beHt Doc-tors. Hut your Doctor bill should be paid like your Income tax', according to what you' havo. There-- . Is notli-in- ? that keept) noor people poor as ;mm:h ns paying Doctor bills. It al-ways wipn out their savings, and It's that fear nt not being able to pay Is what mulioa It ten timeu worse on them. H oirjht to be 'a law, uot a ctr.tom, ' Flow over the Rockies recently with the air mail. Passed over Reno at 3 A. M. They were sleeping off one niarriai;e. and drcamiug of another. rolling more barrels loan you ever heard of, and the audience will ap-plaud and eat It up. We sure had a great Fourth, es-pecially after we picked up our morn-ing paperi and found that Congress had adjourned tha night of the third. That gave us a caase for having a fourth, but our enthusiasm was Im-mediately dampened, for the Senate are to meet (gain, so that means that ' prosperity will pick up only fifty per cent. " . This country has come to feel the r a i)i a when Congress Is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of a hammer.., It's, just a question of how . much damage ho can do with It be-fore you. can take it away from him. Well, In elghteon months these babies have left a record of devastation. Q 11.10, McNauglu Syndicata; tc.)k, , Jim "What is college bred, pop." rather AVith hoij in college "Thee j make college bred, my boy from the flour of youth and j the donh of old age.". I O'Donnel! & Co ! Funeral Directors , : Bingham Canyon, . j : , UtaK' T) Phone 1 ? j I Salt Lake Vh.'mo ', ' Wasatch Vir,r ' Free to Public TK only pluck In tha U. S. whara aataloa and adrnxtuini irva.ter covering UlliM w buiintaa i cr product can ba obta-ae- rr and Without pblisatim ia lha Amariean hxjuftria Library. VVrite inr Buainaaa Acivertiaing Matfer yoy ara in; iiml will bapromptiyforwaided. AMERICAN INDUSTRIAL LIBRARY ; liusiuMriDSBiiUaUas. CklaBa,llUwU D? I IS30' MGCESTT SolI) f 6gsMeAS fhthOndev ' . lB( Many of our easterner! save money and ft KJJ t' r ' '' wonderful eerrice using these fine quality tat mi M d Goodyears. Real bargain-s- Wf WJJ money-- , worth possible through Goodyeart "n l I H$$$t C 'A huife output, more thin Vi of tires sold in a';Re:. W: Big Oversize Cords $4.95 J' iKfiP m (Sizeawul Prices) twf i 3C?c3 1-- 2 $6.50 IB 4.40-2- 1 m Full Oversize Hallooiis J $5. 79 m 30x4.50 $6.59 ' h-zJ- r 29x5.00 $8.30 ' whfrr-- J ' Tubes to match at hw prices ' S7T SfS. AU Fresh Stock All v ril f Is lAyWajS!. A Firsta Standard t: li n C UL J fJtrJf I V??fa-i- Lifetime Guarantee Here, too! iJlf! lore people Foi get your car has tires tpV "v ride on Goodyear get your Double Eagles . I - - Tires than on ncvTrr ding now, you get SkPL fl any other kind MORE fcr your old smooth-wor- n r t , tires in exchange for new Double .... I hone 88 ' .Ef'ffle or A11.Weathers. With much J . . . for slippery driving weather still to Jfy$ .,, I . Quick Service coine, you can enjoy complete safety ffflffi 'lJi Y3 S '' f " and s! ill your Goodyears will be like (Yjnri . j ' new when Summer arrives. Free J'ijffi't TRADE I p.ppraisal no obligation. Drive in. fV'lfy; IN YOUR I lWit UNSAFE " I lllX,:- I TIRES I Bingham Garage "Xf 1 1 Bingham & Garfield RAILWAY COMPANY Ship your fruipht via Bingham and Garfield Railway. Fast da'ly merchandise cars from Salt Lake City in connection with the Union Pacific System. y ' . , USE COPPER ... t Drass piping for $4,100 cottage only costs $18.87 V- - i more than galvanized iron piping and will LAST FOREVER .' f y " I T if. PERLEYWITS. ; , II. L. DAVIDSON? Ass. Gen. Freight & Pass. Agt. Agent Salt Lake City, Utah JSingham, Utah' i .'' .':.' ';'''i ': ytsrj'.,''.' , ' y mat id wM&ir muI o( rhpsferfieid offers aroma, satisfying - y'r j : ',..' flavor. ' 'BETITR TASTE that's the answer; and :.t&b4g? I 'x Ijl .. i StuAfi it 'isiixvot and. 'aroiaa of mellow . '' j Gsbrnw' 1 ' YW y - . tobaccosjrxactly 'Mended and cross-blende- d. '".' T WjjiW eA i ' - v Better tastes ind milder toot ;'-- -,. 1 f$l ' - ' ' ."M-ToaccoCo.- " - "' ' ' : f , i ' -- . , . r , -..- .-i' Ijms tAlTis ; i - - . : -- ? : . . - r e AS STRAIGHT AS A . PLANE FLIES $ & You can go 1C0 airline miles by ; : Telephone for ' " ' ' ':V - 70c ,. Ti.ivelig' by telcFhoae is a direct communication re. ife between citieea and towns. It 'a a voice con- - ' tat t with friends a. time saver in everyday busi. ue j transactions. Go by telephone when you can't go in pei son. Hero are seme typical day rates when yo i w ill talk with feiyon tet the other telephone: . From Bingham Canyon, Utah, to .i.;. Murray 20c Ogden 45c . Smithfield ..... .... . 70c ' Wendover ........ . . 75c ' ::'"Tolcphoiie rates" are based on airline lidks . . . and are less per -- ..,; . i"io the distance increases. '- -' " THi: MOUNTAIN STATES V v; TELEPHONED TELEGRAPH (CO." "JVho was the smallest man on 'earth." "The Roman soldier who vent to sleep on his watch." ! Ororjje walking along the road "Could yon give a poor 'man a bite, ladv." i Idv, "Well." I'm aorrv, but 1 don't bite, but I'll call the dog." .,. ""Ise fur a five-da- y week. How about you Sam." "Man, Is; for a five-da- week- - end." .1 . . ., r r " All na;iinalt its,' w.e know no ra e, creed or color; women, men .who are ilcsiroL ti .of preparing for' :tl.e dtticlive profession, com-municate wit h Sent land. Yard De-tective Iui:au, (ioroiau Bldg., f'ft Division St.. All.nnviN. Y' j Mrs. L. F. Raver has her moth-er and brother, Mrs. W. IT. Drn-ne- y and Billie, visiting with her, for a few weeks. a. a. .1 . " For fl.at r.t.d Fee!in P.lirl.llrlicx nil' I f.li.lii. llCji II. ii 'rtll(1 lilies ul'O ri'K.iniNllilo fur tita k t nf ll.c ; wrlnl.le mid worry Kqnlnts nml Hreil IIsIIpns faces siiiiiiih winnen l'i.il. aches give Unit linrd eilge to the olee m nr make bi.ii.cii feel forty five J when Ihey are b:n'.'lr I1'18' thirty .j Many' t the tired' aches could he t ivot.lcd If rromen w .uld lake s lli'L j cure of their houses and a little better care of thcoinelves. Farm t.nd rVlreslite..-- ' .' ' .. Some.'lmea" ' An RnjiMfti 'inl(.i I ,iii;i'nln nhen' iur H iit window tlll h ihe nbt ...Vi-- t :.Iiivpi snld iii'j . fi t . "I" !'' llh .i 'k oi ti. MLI. . Oil ill iiUVIKOilttit Moult breeding t Ihe art of showing men, by exterr.nl signs, the Infernal regard 'we have for them. It arises from good sense. Improved by ennvers Ina wl!h eood cnmPBny.--flt- o. ( Fin KeiidentUl Slrcvt ' flie ' riluhie stundlnx ..I the raft i'iiK lurye 'Slreeta of ll.e Aiiieil.-ui- . la. of course, 'largely a uriHei .it.lnl.rti, but nccor.tlHs tp I'.Kvi1. HuiiKi'iford III lilr h.N.k ' I '! j Itiisl nvemie. I!i.cielei,'ta .i i lm.- - H' finest f'flilenllal street In ..Aui.'.ii . lie says ihni this Is iIih- - ni.r Mtiiy i rl-- i (he linlneM 'ml i r r tie direful reslrlcllim ..t tin- f , rch licit ere "iiid the en. ti.v h.m ' bllstlM'M . . ' ; , , That's Something There are certain people who floj't ' leem to. have tiny special mission In ife except to he news. The Uaviib Truta 'it lun't fnlih In He ciuintry that .i;,1i..!.. 'ii hull inn rkel,' l.ul fallh thnt .iiip nil. ei fmikci ..wilt .ay more to i,i.iT.w - Viis!.lnetn I'""! . Whmi Is said to be the htti .fnsrlng society In existent, the An. elent Society of College Touths, was founded In 1037 and has member throughout the world. Twelve mem hers of this society were recently U'renteil permission to riiiR on the 12 !ipll- of St. rnnl's entliedrnl (London) peal of "Stprtmmi t'lnqacs" s ' e'cMiod f rlnu'li'.g co!.iii.'-oi- l !iv Fa '.'tell Pledninu fr.i"l.i'!'lrp daint "ir.ll 1C,"I ' Eich ef Us Sculptor We lire ill' sculptors and pnlnfer kihI i;t nintertnl la In our own flesh hl.unl nn.r nones. RftrlmnBe. : |