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Show HIS AVZKAOZ WAS 0. K. A Scotchman, not feeling so well as usual, called on his family physician, who looked him over and gave him some pills to be taken tak-en at bedtime. Whiskey was also al-so prescribed for his stomach's sake, a small glass to be taken after each meal. Four day later Sandy again called on the doctor, stating that he was no better. "Have you taken the medicine exactly as I instructed," the doctor doc-tor inquired. "Weel, doctor," replied the patient, "I may be a wee bit behind be-hind wi' the pills, but I'm six weeks ahead wi' the whusky." |