| Show what cobb thinks abou ANTA MONICA CALIF SANTA S maybe the english have the right idea the reds spout as they please so long as they they stay off the radio and take it out in spouting theres a story in point t in hyde park where the crackpots crack ack pots and clack jaws s speak p e a k their pieces an impassioned radical Is in full eruption being a hater or of kings he would drive the royal family forth and set fire to their official 1 a 1 L london 0 n 1 l 0 n residence re s ld e e A h heckler e e k e r g quarrels u a arel s with the orator arvin S cobb the crowd joins in about equally divided trouble tin im A large calra calm policeman plows through the jam ere bowl he be commands all them as Is going to burn down buckingham palace form on this side please all them as Is not going to burn down buckingham palace kindly form on that side when you start people laughing at an agitator youve killed him colder than though you used an ax I 1 wish wed club in and laugh some of our halt half baked communists to death rise of london boom ak AS S ONE state delegation after another swings toward landon his campaign managers are as optimistic as a seed catalogue to be sure taking the first heat necessarily mean your iba nag will win the county trophies but it certainly will cheer up the stable hands and sometimes starts a stampede for front seats in the grandstand grand stand for once in G 0 P history the rank and file shun esbun a brother from the atlantic seaboard as though lie he were a at the ensuing convention it looks as though all the easterners millget will get will be the seconding the motion on concession and yet I 1 can remember when if you tou called a fellow a wall str street et republican you have to smile as you said it war debt specter FIVE and a half million european troops are drilling and seven million more are practically ready for service more by one oae million and at a halt half than there were in 1914 when the last big mess broke out those americans who are being grievously taxed because the powers wont pay back what they have owed us since the armistice for re financing and rehabilitating their own lands and that one way or another includes every living soul in this country are invited to save up these statistics tor for use next time they meet one of those gentle souls cancel these mounting foreign debts not war debts mind you but peace peacetime time debts so lets call them by their rl right name as we sing 1 I raise my dough to arm a soldier but by golly what happened to it idlers on relief T LAST vie ine know wherein the cleague AT league of nations really functions it keeps a good set of statistics S it says that lo in the world are unemployed and of this total more than half are in the united states since we are spending more government funds to aid the idle than any country can it be there are persons among us who prefer staying on relief projects to taking regular jobs next time I 1 pass a public works undertaking under tahID im going to put the question to some able bodied party who ho it if hes following the frequent custom will be whiling away the hours between meals by gently tanning fanning himself with a clionel sl ioel ioNel A pick handle as ive often observed on one road dig digging ing operation ope ra being financed by uncle sam comes in handy for leaning purposes kentucky colonel UT here found a mall mail 0 OUT order theological mill which for 10 ordains you to preach reach christen marry bury and oh goodle goodie take up collect collections lons mick micky y mouse lately lost his commission as a kentucky colonel but on behalf of joe duck somebody wrote in and lie he became the rev key drake googoo D D thus are honors balanced in this world recently when the present bumper crop of kentucky colonels was plowed under ve ne natives stayed calm calin nobody takes away our titles we inere here born with em in i ruy my youth anybody good at guessing the weight of hogs bogs was called judge and a nian man who cured warts arts with stump slump was doctor and oil all the rest of us automatically mati cally colonels except oue one chap who was a major on account or of having so 0 many mally major operations poor fellow lie he died before lie he attained his lifes ambition ambli lou ile he wanted ed to run general store stora mid na be a general IRVIN S C COBB survive |
