Show s ti 11 4 i neighborly zeal 1 I understand mr air h has as a pew stenographer who Is a beauty be tinty yes tes a dazzling creature it if there ever aver was one do you suppose mrs knows about it 1 I should say so mrs airs clipping who lives next door heard the news from mr air clipping and got out of a sick bed to tell ell t mrs airs Gad spur anything but that the only trouble with my new car Is that it travels smoother with the rear seats loaded and theres only and my wife to use it footer I 1 suppose then you treat your friends to rides certainly not I 1 carry sandbag ballast 11 1 successful way did that cultured book agent sell you a set of hugos works no I 1 talked him out of it how did you do that 1 I noticed that every time I 1 alt apro bounced lie he writhed in his chair so I 1 kept it up until the poor devil fled none of the qualifications IW why hy do you object to being called colonel well aleu replied uncle bill bottle top 1 I never was in the army and I 1 dont make speeches and I 1 neier tako take a drink and I 1 honestly dont fea fc l that I 1 have any claim to the title SENSIBLE SE GIRL maude I 1 heard you arar practicing on the piano since you got engaged marie no im practicing on the gas gae range now the way now mary has haa a little vote and all the tha manly souls that mary knows are urging her to take it to the polls Over Instructed experience Is the liest best teacher observed the ready made philosopher perhaps answered T mr air arrow cher but I 1 am tired of learning nil ill about the high cost of living by that particular method practical romance ile he do you believe in love at first sight she oli oh yes if the site Is lifted at any sort of value iu in the real estate exchange another way the old question where did he get if itt Is being asked now with more energy than ever yes it does seem to have considerable more spirit la in it the proper one what vine would yuu you suggest to put on the slope of the financiers country homo home I 1 am fixing ua up why not try a bank run runner rier great place what Is utopia the place where the government pays every man a salary halary tor for minding his own business A difficulty be optimistic there la Is really no black obstacle to progress have you ever been in a trolley car held up by a coal cart its nature the doctor detected the incipient t fever ever at once in henrys system then it must have been the spotted fever era of much moving lite life said bald the ready made philosopher Is like a game of checkers maybe so fco answered the transfer tran fer man wearily but I 1 never hen 1 of a game of checkers where po co many man y moves were attempted at the same time the reason do you like silk shirts no then hy do you vic vicar vear ar Ali aciern ern 1 juat st to folks I 1 lail can 4 afford ford era |