| Show intermountain inter mountain mounta in editorial hiliotes selected for western newspaper union service by R A C and C B W A new york hotel maid found under a pillow find and returned it shell never make good in the bl big league sal lake telegram righter fighter carpel lier says after his hl b bout 0 u t with t h D daisey e z 4 s e y h hell e 11 ll t take ak a a good rel 1 long 0 n g rest s t T the h e c chances h a nc e s ar are e hell heli need one ephraem utah enterprise probably there are not any more molle affinities a nowadays than there used Us ed to be but people are becoming more careless with them logan utah republican the laws of the country were made to be enforced against everyone but you but dont mention it we knew agree with us st george georg utah news maybe the scots voted to keep the saloons open saturday nights in order to insure a truly penitent and humble congregation in the kirk the morn goldfield nevada tribune it if you believe everything you hear be kept so busy listening to stories which are not true that you wont have time to hear those that are carson city nev news edison is perfecting an instrument by which the dead can talk to us think of the red hot messa messages es the widower who married again will soon be getting from his first wife murray utah baffle the person wh nh tan can hear ills his name mentioned by two persons talking in ia low tones and still have no curiosity as to what the conversation is about Is too everlastingly complacent to be worth a whoop eminent idaho examiner this week J D baker brought to this office one of the finest specimens of wolf river elver apples it has been our privilege to see this year it measures 16 inches in circumference and weighs 20 ounces we have J D s word it will furnish us a glass of jolly jelly and an a quart of apple butter without any exaggeration we also have a faint vision of an apple eye rayette adalio Jd alio independent the income tax reminds us that thai lille it may be true that figures never lie a good accountant can dress up the truth so its own mother would chise it out of the yard with a clothes pole it if captain kidd had had the knowledge of figure juggling our capin lains ins of finance have today he would not only have shown that he was running his ships at a loss but would have come down to us as a b blessed philanthropist instead of it i pirate brigham city utah journal burt fuller county jailer is elated over the modern improvements in the water v 11 ter fixtures in ills his house at rast east ely after drawing water for liis ills coffee this morning lie he held the frying pan under the faucet turned the handle and a fine brook trout flopped out into the pan the pan was transferred to the stove and while ills his coffee boiled lie he prepared his trout breakfast although the fishing season closed september 30 burt does not think that he be Is violating the fish and game law hen he accepts his trout by pipe line ely nov nev times free copy continues to come from fro the mil railroads roads and occasionally a newspaper prints some of it passing the buck to the shipper for poor ice in ili the matter of transportation are notoriously managed by incompetents in the effort to distract attention from their own shortcomings and desire for inordinate profits ts they hire poor writers to send forth alleged publicity stuff which is calculated to put the alamo where it least belongs it Is s safe afe to say that inal I 1 where one car is kept idle by a shipper in this lay day ten may be found on oil railroad sidings or in ili yards Vi vine vile bucca nev silver state A lecturer at a teachers institute in a pennsylvania county told his da cla last week that lie hopet hoped 1 tile time would conic come when teachers would lie be called upon to wear a uniform dress and taboo the high heels peek a boo and other oilier atrocities they wear near 1 I d do not send scud my children to shoo school to se how ii aeh let of tile teach 2 they ca can n see lie said perhaps uie lecturer was inclined to bo be pru dili li per perhaps helps ha was looking tit at the moral sale of tho question only hut but lie he might inight have addell to ills his re remarks marles th that nomen men look better i uniforms uni i ornia than uey tiey U ey to do in ordina y dross s dolse alda lin in tile the general movement toward dis tirma firmament ment ought to go so 0 far us ai I 1 take air rifles and sling shots shota awai from n tile the ads ids of elko elko nev 1 freo free press there is a kind of rivin not mini mann of ill liam it is ia true who milo Is so so anilois an to give everybody a fair deal that lie h overlooks himself lf until its too we lale C carson darsell cy nev news allowe lioe lowe paper do yon fort read ahr ali no nut ut ext bel ilai lna utah sun |
