Show CALLS VP U SATAN on the telephone one day rhe kaiser called the devil up the girl at central listened to all they had to say hello she heard the laisers kaisers Kai Hat sers voice Is IA old man satan i home that wants him on oil der phone just tell teil him it is kalser kaiser bill the devil said ol bollello hello lello to bill and bill said illow how are you im running here a hell on earth so tell me what to do what can I 1 do the devil said I 1 ay my iy dear old kaiser bill it theres a thing that I 1 can do to help you sure I 1 will rile file kalser kaiser said now listen and I 1 will try to tell on earth a modern hell ive saved for orthis this tor for many years and ive started out to kill 1111 that it will be a modern job you leave to kalser kaiser bill my army went through shooting women and children down we tore duall her country and blew up every town my ly hepps dropped bombs on cities both tile the old and young and those tile the zeppelina zeppelins Zepp elins get r wre were taken out and hung I 1 started out tor for paris with the aid of 0 poisonous gas the belgians Def gians damn camil em stopped us it S and would not let us pass my submarines are devils why you should id see them right they go sneaking thru the sea and blow up tip ships at nights I 1 was running things to suit me till ascar a car or so ago W when lien a man called woodrow wrote me DIO to go 90 a little slow lie ho sald said to me dear Willi william alu we dont want to make you sore so be sure to tell your U boats to sink our ships no more we have told you f tor r ill the a last time so dear bill its up ill to you and if you do not stop it you have to fight us too I 1 listen to him I 1 so hes coming after me |