Show NEW YEARS resolutions As we are now in the year 1915 many of our young men formed resolutions and in fact have turned over new leaves we got a hold of a few of them and they aieaz arc follows chere ashton has resolved never to enter the parlor with muddy boots he is afraid that he will be taken for a carp carpet t cleaner who is andio anxious us J to 10 work guy bracken brach on when ir in conversation with ladies is going to slide the weather chestnut and talk about woman suffrage herbert isham is not ging to pull off any electrical stunts for at least another year rae ashton has forsworn eating pie with his fingers he will vill try his mouth it tastes better J W mathews is not going to ask how many calls the young lady has had ile he is going to discourage falsehood george betts belts is not going to carry cany a cane he is afraid that some of the ladies on whom he may call will vill consider one stick at a call sufficient chas shurtleff eft will look not upon the wine list when it is read J E prince is not going to wait for the water vater wagon while the walking is good louis is not going to grieve over spilt milk while theres one cow left in the pasture professors beagley and kie are going to practice hunting and building camp fres fires W H bryce is going to fuss up and go to church every sunday jeff davis is not not going to tell the world his troubles for you cant borrow 1 15 5 cents on them i henry timothy L is not going to lot let the grass grow under his feet because the cows cant get at it there gone bracken is going to be leaving this may not be for his hj s own financial a aggrandizement g val its safer craig cra ig harmston is going to have his boots nicely polished proving conclusively that if you cant shine at one end you can cal 11 at the other wm king will never throw any more beans at an a picture show dr browning is not going to allow the young lady to help him to to any one thing on th table more than twice the third time he is going to help himself and the writer has resolved to make every one who takes this paper so glad recommend it to their rs and send it to their friends |