Show SEES AN AVERAGE CITIZEN indignant correspondent describes the only one he knows well not attractive type you dont believe there Is any such thing as an average man I 1 know one osra simons writes to the editor of the new york press he is five feet eight inches tall and weighs pounds he wears a blue suit which he has made to order saying that the stores cant fit him he nears vicars a searf pin a tie holder cuffs links with diamond chips in then them and a diamond ring on the third ilia ger of his left hand he gets a mouth month and always has currency in his pocket in this respect he differs from his wife to knorn he gives 10 a week to run the house on he sends her and the tha children to a beach for one week each year and tells his friends that they ura are having the time ol of their lives ile he smokes cigars and his tobacconist keeps a special box tor for him ile he come home to dinner every night tor for tho the reason that the 10 a week is not enough to buy the tha kind of food he likes he goes to a restaurant and orders a steak with french tried potatoes and a large coffee he always beems seems to have a new straw hat wherein be rein he again differs from his wife ile ho knows knous that birdie cree is back with ith the yanks but he know what his children read or whether hether they read at all ile ho bowls once a weck and belongs to a district club |