Show NOBODY WANTS THIS DEVICE rumor humor of a new telephone invention gives the world a chill conditions bad enough once more that iris insidious idalou s rumor bobs bobb up cp we reter refer to the statement that a device has been perfected whereby we can see aee each other over the telephone but this about the last thing we desire to do imagire imagine the base case of down at the party the oman who site line phone monday morning to have a nice visit with the woman three houses up the street would she want even her dearest friend to see her bar in her uncombed dishabille not perceptibly think of oe the fussy little man who rips and rants at the phone because he cant get a discontinued number would he want even a telephone girl to giggle at his inflamed face ace his popping eyes his sandy wisps ot of whiskers ersa surely not would it add to the comfort of a nagging wife to glance through the telltale tell tale wire and get a look at the powdery of 0 hubbes stenographer dont think it and when the sentimental man hears the beautiful voice over the phone and builds romantic bungalows bung alowa around it and paints in fancy the charms that might be supposed to go with it would it do him any good to discover the exquisite voice was in close company with a squint and ex tra size freckles it II mental ignorance is bliss optical ignorance is no less so |