Show tr V ESE s xa I 1 ua w X W E mr in Fd do safe enough A bright little girl aged four and her brother aged six were spending the night with their aunt when b bedtime came the aunt asked how they said their prayers the little girl answered sometimes I 1 say them at mum mys in ys knees and sometimes at the side of the bed and how about you bobby oh I 1 dont need to pray I 1 sleep with daddy taking no risks A youth came to a farmer to borrow a lantern at first he refused to say why he hunted it but eventually confessed that he wanted it to go courting the farmer was scornful 1 I did my courting without a lantern yes replied the youth and look at your missus THEIR THOUGHT grouch say im not a polygamist mrs grouch well who said you were grouch your relatives seem to think I 1 married the whole family few men would mind if their wives lost their tempers provided they never found them again easier way im musical im allays breaking into song if you on sang in key you have to break in determined traveler buying ticket at railroad station I 1 want a ticket to new york agent would you care to go by buff buffalo alo traveler Trav eIer no I 1 want to go by train A man never growls when he gets the lions share |