Rich County Reaper | 1942-11-27 | Page 5 | Second Contestant Was Runner-up to the Worst

second contestant wits runner up to the worst both were very proud of their vocal abilities for months they had squabbled over the question as to which possessed the better voice at last to settle bets they had made with each other they arranged to give a recital before an eminent professor and abide by his judgment when they had concluded the professor turned to the first shaking his head sorrowfully youre the worst singer ive ever heard he said hurrah shouted the other come on pay me that fiver one moment please said the professor quietly you or cr well you cant sing at all