Show 9 4 e 3 P aw RESTA restaurant SCENE waiter you wanna order now 01 01 after you make up your mind whal wha I 1 cant get you customer ill look over the meni mem first waiter dont hurry we probably got it anyhow customer theres as many things on the menu as ever waiter just to hold bold houi interest customer how is your porterhouse steak waiter pretty good how is yours customer listen could you pick M me e out a good one waiter extra thick customer yes waiter nice and juicy customer it waiter very tender with lots ol of gravy customer exactly waiter you want it medium well done with no bone customer the idea garcon waiter were all out of it rustom customer er but why lead me on like that waiter iter I 1 have to consider your morale customer well weli lemme see you used to serve a fine english mutton chop here waiter I 1 recall it too you care for some boiled cod would you customer I 1 guess you can bring me a couple of regular lamb chops and please stop laughing waiter those were the good old days they customer what were the good old days waiter away back when you could order chops in a restaurant without having anybody laugh at you customer this is most annoying you any chops here waiter if we had any chops we would call in a pianist and write a song about them special might interest you it is broiled mackerel customer I 1 dont like eke fish waiter you WILL 0 customer ah I 1 see what I 1 want roast beef waiter would you mind repeating that customer you heard me waiter yes but it brings back such lovely memories say it again please customer very well roast beef waiter thanks now we can go on with your order how would you like some filet of sole an egg dish or maybe some chicken Cu customer im ordering this dinner waiter youre not ordering youre just hoping I 1 could bring you some very nice haddock customer ive a good mind to leave here and go to another restaurant walter waiter if you expect to get any meat you may have to leave here and go to another country im getting tired of you ill give you five minutes to accept fish or chicken customer now look here waiter listen how will you have it boiled or broiled customer have what walter waiter the swordfish Cu customer I 1 9 give ive in war is war waiter good and if were out of swordfish get chicken a la king SHARE THE WEALTH sight ol of folks in cars luxurious here of late has made me furious im a socialist at heart since my tires have come apart Chil chilcote cole the smithsonian Smith onlan institution has just officially ruled that the wright brothers not professor langley were the pioneers of sustained airplane flight maybe they would all lather disclaim it now the reason some men dont like the draft says Al merrill errill chilcote is that it makes their middle names public TAX HEROES consider jeptha otis spink he can afford to smoke and drink when he would use the telephone he have to float a loael 0 4 0 the all purpose ration book Is I 1 b eing being shown and is quite cute in size and colors but a lot of us still think that it would be nice to have a week |