Show us lit ae JUST A SONG 1 I say conduct ah could you oblige us by playing a special num ll ilah certainly sir what is the number you have in mind that jolly little thing that goes dah de dah de dah de dah let me see now what is it called I 1 know you will find it impossible to achieve the consummation of your desires in this vicinity did you say a song sir or a recitation darn boss said the drummer he means you cant do that there ere NO BUDGET h hubby dont you think you ought to keep account of your household expenses lifey why theres never anything left at the end of the week to account for trap smoking a cigarette the small boy advanced upon the ticket office and demanded a half fare ticket to binghampton Bing hampton what cried the booking clerk 46 a kid like you smoking a cigar ette kid be mowed was the indignant reply im fourteen full fare please grit sidney australia of course professor I 1 forgot my umbrella this morning king arthur how did you remember to forget it professor well I 1 missed it when I 1 raised my hand to close it after it had stopped raining boston transcript the peoples servant mrs green 1 I want to open an account with your bank cashier how much do you want to deposit mrs green why nothing I 1 want to draw out 30 pathfinder magazine controlling end mr A our bank has just gone through a reorganization mr B what was the atter ti mr A we found we had more executives than d depositors ePO auto mobility mob ilits service tourist where will I 1 find the bus for pumpkin corners native on top of you if you dont get out of the middle of the street florida times union modernistic BOY it M jones strike me as literary yet he declares that he never feels so comfortable as when he is snugly in his library oh not surprising his bookcase is a folding bed attaining success chubb 1 I am surprised that parker e r has made such a phenomenal phenomena success as a weather forecaster duff im not he threw away all his scientific instruments bents and depends on his corns to i tell him when it is going to rain pa pathfinder magazine |