| Show AS IT COMES 1 0 c tess what do you usually eat in tills this hotel tom dont ask me ask the cook I 1 simply order the grub residence of kin king an n amateur dramatic society was giving a show an affair with royalty in it it come said the actor who was wag playing the king let us go into the ouse louse there was a titter from the boxes he said ouse louse an occupant remarked the actor overhearing overbearing turned to the offender I 1 said ouse oue do you think a king would live in pearsons Pear sona weekly be afram A woman engaged a new maid who answered the door one afternoon A man stood on the doorstep and asked if her mistress was at home yes sir replied the maid come right in cut but stammered the visitor perhaps ashes en engaged ll 11 oh sties engaged all right but hes out ot town for a week so you be afraid come in stray stories magazine he knew A colonel and a major were strolling alln down the main street and during their walk met several privates the major noticed that each time the colonel returned a salute he muttered the same to you he became curious and asked why do you always say that colonel well replied the senior officer 1 I was once a private and I 1 know what thinking even so 1 I believe said the neglected wife I that mine will be the fate of abel why so sol queried her husband bell well said the wife abel was killed with a club and it if you continue to go to yours every night glit I 1 see my finish |
