Show and 0 HED LOST MILLIONS the girl was very rich and he was just a poor young man she liked him but that was nil all and he was well aware 0 the fact one evening he grew somewhat tender and at last he s said it you are rich arent yon fou ethel yes dick dad says im worth two million dollars it things turn out as it now looks will you marry me ethel he asked oh no dick I 1 do that she eho replied 1 I knew you then why did you ask me 1 I just wanted to be able to say that I 1 had lost two million dollars in lucks way ook jook J here stormed brown to the estate agent about cabout that riverside bungalow you yon sold roe me anything wrong sir asked the agent wr wrong angl 1 wrong I 1 exclaimed brown the other morning wo we woke up and found that the beastly place had floated two miles down the river iam said the agent blandly enough a good stroke of luck the taxes are much lower down there no cure so you are just back from a tour round the azores said hayes q 1 I understand the voyage has cured you of insomnia completely om Y sa said the e cruiser wonderful Wonder full 1 exclaimed hayes it must be a great relief the cruiser nodded agreement relief I 1 I 1 should just say it was ho he replied why nowadays I 1 lie awake halt half the night thinking how I 1 used to suffer from it saving time rather father why were you chasing that jones boy son to lick him I 1 ile he got me mad rather father why you count 20 as I 1 told you son 1 did while I 1 was chasing him I 1 13 brooklyn rooklyn eagle strange tiling thing my ialy husband always said that making a will was the last tiling thing on earth lie he would do and he do itic sie und er WORTH TRYING the drama was a thrilling one but a talkative young man had seen it before in an audible voice he be announced what was coming next and described how bow funny it would be bc when it did come ile he had a pretty girl with him and be was trying to amuse her at length he be said did you ever try listening to a play with your eyes shut youve no idea how queer it seems A middle aged man sat just in front lie ile twisted himself in his seat and glared young man he said did you ever try listening to a play with your mouth shut POOR PERCY percy your brother did me out of ten dollars last night penelope just like him res hes always doing some ridiculous thing practical that was an excellent paper your daughter read last night on the influence of science as applied to practical government was it well I 1 wish shed find out something about the rn influence fluence of the vacuum cleaner as applied to the dining room carpet the worst of it dick it madden you when a girl Is slow about getting ready to go out to dinner with you don yes the longer she takes the hungrier she gets solution of last weeks puzzle BA R A BIBI B B I 1 T tjsha A B A LA sas 0 DE E LIVE L V EHE L A T EM draff rp NO N 00 0 N N 0 ji N ff E F iff L A WAR marr 1 TRU TR E D J PA berh R R G OUR R S i R lg L OB bg A EIS E 8 0 P aff U E i VIA v A LO lar T alge RIE L L I 1 S S L AIT A T a S nn 0 R S CA A T TO H C 0 U R AGE AG TOOTS owie 0 E akabe S B E R RASH SAL M laela E A R A RIA E R A pall L lahl I 1 bleim E MS E N R E S E ENS N EM amlar FIT aly Y alf T R Y |