| Show DOES MY RADIO LIE an ali editorial by Ill chard S bond during the past mist fifty years the supreme p e being has bestowed upon the inhabitants of tills this one little spot in u ills his universe more wisdom than we ive have ever been blessed with in a like period of time the afie telephone arrived and we ire installed one in ili the home alie airship was perfected and we literally soared to the clouds the automobile chu chugen chugged ged e cheerfully licer fully and we learned to change tires the 11 moving joving picture was mis invented iiii and d it new profession was found for those with faces and graceful forms the alie radio appeared appealed and the world before you lies iles at least it seems to me that my particular radio frequently prevail cates it can call tell me six times in ithe ne evening that the choicest cowna may be purchased at six different clale it tolls tells me this and it tells me that until I 1 dont know where im at if I 1 may be allowed a sentence of ien dutch now it asks me to my slender fig figure ure by re achim for or a cigarette instead of a piece tit of candy or sugar or words to some such effect I 1 smoke and im fat several mem beIrs of my do not smoke ent cut plenty of sweets and they gre are skinny shinny to in an extreme too much mitch smoking alves me heartburn and even a little givia me a foill breith breath it takes take a lot of sweet stuff to ta have either 8 of the these e effect the mutter with th this Is radio of mine ili lilt anyway ax am 11 I 1 to take evern thing it says seriously or am I 1 to suspect that it Is prone to utter litter tin on untruth as Is the average human in other words does doa my radio oc casslo cassio nally lie when it does should I 1 give it a spanking by turning tin the dial one thing I 1 do know and that Is that I 1 am too old and I 1 smoke too much to believe that another cigarette cigar or ful ul of tobacco no matter what tit tho make or brand may be Is 1 going to lie be of as much benefit to me at as a chanil tul lul of raisins a 11 lump of ang mr or a candy unless my radio h has is some thin thing more than linn words word from an unseen announce announce ir inspired ins by an unseen advertising man to bolster up its claims claim 1 im gollia to he be ilu blons 3 extremely dubious perhaps my radio lies iles |
