Show csage ift h cm wag HIS ANSWER ar C ak X C her father t I 1 see v ou ell kiss ASS ing my daughter daughtery 7 the oung man cant say sai I 1 was too bus at the time to notice erful I 1 fusic hath charms a copt briod tills this sentiment sure burl makes mo me croan the poet nc er ined beside A man tt lie ho puls i i ild 11 JL trombone As the years pass miss geraldine faidar the famous prima donna said in an interview Inter lew in new lork arh oh she sings v veil ell she is an art I 1 st but she s rather old vou ou know isn t shea in singing as in making new nen year resolutions miss farrar add ed the unhappy truth is tint that they w who he have hane done the most of it turn out t the he poorest quality his desire where did you vork last and how langl demanded the colonel did you quit of your own accord or were you discharged and lodgy yuh boss bourl returned brother dogus bogus I 1 isn t puh mar age to yo Is axin tor for a job ob puck the open season amateur hunter I 1 killed that one 19 guide yes sir air you killed him as dead as anybody could have killed him the important part you must mind our feet if ft you N ant to learn the new dances never mind the footwork probes sor just teach me the holds suspicion walter alter what sauce will you take wiz your fish sir sira polite customer well what bisin fec tants have you youa punch london A poor showing golfer how did ou ell get along with your first golf lesson lessons baseball I 1 either tanned fanned or fouled out ever even time I 1 went to bat puck in practice and does lour our adele know all she needs to enter matrimony 7 9 yes she is still learning to open and close letters with skill humor listy prague the result the dressmaker has gone upstairs w with ith my m tie new gown to give gie her a fit L well to judge from the sounds making both must be having ono one NOT JUSTIFIED I 1 7 lira airs B your former nurse girl ap plied piled to me tor for a position today why did she leave your our employ employs mrs W she whipped darling rido unmercifully tor for almost nothing mrs B indeed mrs W he hathie hadn t done a thing but bite the baby bab spirit of loyalty didn dian t that man who bold you QU the machine tell lou oil it had bad a 40 horse power motor yes replied mr chugging Chug gins seems kind of 0 weak to me well I 1 when they made the calculation you know some so me horses are a good deal stronger than others painless ii dolhn fortunes still endure thor their danger mod ed avert if I 1 thoe who hive them were not sure the siv swelling Oling doesn doean t hu hurt rt RULING PREJUDICE the buy baier er it looks very well nell the lines are rarely beautiful it its a quite classy in fact the salesman 1 es its attracting attric ting a lot of oc attention A very recent importation no I 1 beg your pardon am I 1 to under stand it ian t a paris creation 9 it isn t it its s strictly american how hon absurd I 1 don t see how you have bane the assurance to make it so prominent h the thing is 13 absolutely impossible there isn t a bit of style to it anyone can see at half a glance that its faulty in ever ener way nay not made in paris good morning ing CleNel Cl evelind nd plain dealer mere norse nonsense se lou IOU used t to ci say YOU 0 u depended on the wisdom of the plain people I 1 yes but now non and then the plain people play a trick on you sou and neglect to send you ou to congress ahat diesu doesn t destroy destro my m faith in their wisdom A little bonser nonsense is no now and then is relished by the wisest men full instructions tramp it if boull vou 11 gamme a meal mum ill promise to turn 0 over er a new neu leaf mrs airs never mind about a new nenn leaf take the rake and turn over oer those old leaves on the lawn then remember that one good turn deseri deserves es another and keep on till you vou get them into a pile consolation 0 mrs bits Home my aly daughter looks just as I 1 did when I 1 was vas her age mrs airs aldun ohl oh you t let that worry you she may look entirely different to what vou jou do when she sha reaches your age song of the times lives of grate men all remind ent cm the neer ne er fix our stoves on time an aej departing leave leae behind cm cin Mit kitchens chens full of smoke and grime then he moved do you vou know said the facetious tic fic etious cub reporter who was vas calling on miss peacher that u and I 1 1 are close together on the keyboard 0 of f a linotype machine machined 7 no I 1 didn dian t know that answered anan ered miss peacher coldly nor do I 1 think it any reason why you and I 1 should be so close together on this davenport in the war beag league ue this war seems to have hae no likelihood of producing a napoleon well he be managed his bis campaigns from the field these monarchs are managing from the bench suspected him 1 I met jones in new nev I 1 york and he told me lie he had become a criminal lawyer the ideal idea you wouldn A t have sup posed he would have hane owned up A business transaction my dear the teacher turned our boy bill out of 0 his seat today and told him to go home tor for good well write that teacher a note and tell him there 11 be the devil to pay it my bill isn t re seated she did it smith came home drunk and told hib bib wife to make light ot of her trou brou bles what did she do threw the lamp at him effect of habit the doctor did not treat me at all well ell in that transaction doubtless that happened from his constant practice of treating people till positive proof I 1 can say this much for deacon BI blomster Blow ovi ster lie he takes ills his religion se are you sure of that yes when an anybody body puts a coun derfelt quarter in the collection plate he gets as mad as it it 11 were a per bonal loss P putting eting it over uv the fit mn wear e ar a er corset lt now for which aih no charno la is felt the sal salesman coman slipped it to them as aa A h glenly belt |