Show L 7 ATT TF 6 sit NOT ON THE MAP arb orman had bad a maid jane I 1 ho had bad i a loer in the army arm one day titter after receiving a letter from him she ought her mistress and asked it she might see a map A while after she le ie turned to mrs norman again and said ahe could not find bad the place nh e her loer was vas where Is it do ou on say jane asked tho the mistress Durin ceville replied jane after another cageful perusal of 0 the letter mrs norman searched the map but no such place could be found lane jane she said please let me see the part of the letter which gines gies the came ame of the place where lie he is jane complied compiled and mrs norman reid read 1 I am in durance aile but hope soon to be sent home national month tile the usual penalty little dick who was tas in the habit of rec receiving eiNing a good old fashioned fashion cd punishment when nihon he said naughty words nias a as much excited the other day when he found his mother iN cashing ashing out the new nev baby s mouth with nith an all antiseptic hooray tor for her he cried looking at his little sister with dawning danning ad mi ral ration all aft mother tell me what she said v won on t you youa 9 womans comans home Comi companion anion meant no harm patrolman murphy charges you ou with trying to ing to flirt with this oung sl roman oman she sent me a wheless message across the street your honor I 1 Is this er yes j bour our honor hut but I 1 merely clashed tile the distress signal tor for an ice cream soda USED TO MAKING UP mrs hickson she a always quarrel ing with her friends and then making up mr hickson only natural she ahe used to be an actress relations what Is 5 our opinion of our tor for eign relations lons 9 asked the patriotic citizen I 1 the don t do you any good re tilled tiled the local politician what ou on nant ant is a lot of relations right here in your win ova country countr that 11 vote the way you till em to forgot themselves ilov how does stand with his fashionable neighbors 7 9 several of them spoke to him once when isben there was a fire in the vicinity indeed but they exclaimed later that it was due to the excitement of the mo me ment the brighter side you told me last week that miss looked with NY ith fa baor or on your suit 1 I though so at the time but ive since found out that she was using me as a decoy to win min back a fellow with whom she had quarreled that t s rather hard on you oh it might be boorse it it tiann t been tor for her I 1 might not han haio 0 learned bol bo to dance the maxixe maxime things that are not A young toman student protested under tinder criticism mr whittier whistler la Is there any reason why I 1 dat paint things as I 1 see them well really there Is no statute against it but the dreadful moment hlll be ahen you see things as ou val painted them willies WiIl part mother what Is wlllie willie crying about ethel ethel was vas standing on him standing on his bis little brother 7 yes mamma jou ou be we was playing romeo and juliet aud and wll wil lie he BBS as the balon balcon no mythological figure did ion say that man looked like a greek god asked miss cayenne yes palled the romantic girl I 1 tead that phrase in a book te be laprea you that v wai aj 9 no I 1 raw him in his riding trous arous ra trying to catch a horse A lucky chap luckyj when tho the earthquake came it improved his property got a lot of material out tor for him what on earth did he be own A quarry NO NEED FOR PITY Nevii nerved led look 1001 how jour our coat to IB torn I 1 feel sorry for you poor bachel ors now noll vohen ft lien a married min get a little rent in ills clothed wise he goes and pays pa 3 it to the landlord the nuisance now 1 I don t see v by 3 ou wont vi on t let us have the flat TAI children are grown gronn up uj cant can chelp help it maam ma am grown up children are the worst kind in flats nowadays I 1 don t understand my daugh ter is nerla ne seventeen and my son aon Is nineteen youe you N e got a phonograph han en t OU I 1 es but I 1 hats tho the worst vorst combination out the last camu lamu in that flat had a phonograph and grown grolln up children and what with N till their one stepping and turkey trotting all night long nobody in the building got a wink of sleep A long shower the rl in e patric itic scotchman had induced two 0 o lancashire friends to go to Argyll shire tor for a holiday on their return lie he met them hem atell IN ell how didieu did 3 ou enjoin yourselves ourselves 3 did iou j on have good weather 9 there was vias just a shower hoier on our first daa da replied one of them dian didn t I 1 tell 3 ou that it ll 11 was as all lies iles about the highlands being wet that shower t ended when hen wo ve came home was vas the severe re tort albauch manchester ester guardian misleading inference 1 I suppose you ou think that candidate auve picked out is honest because hes he s poor said farmer corntassel that a likely to be inferred replied the political manager well the inference is IB liable to go wrong the reason he isn I 1 well n ell fixed is that he went broke trying to get rich quick bryin green goods an interrupted philosopher I 1 ant am con faced that the li world orl d gives glica too much attention to frivolous things said the thoughtful man how are 3 ou on going to stop if 10 ill tell you sou we must proceed in a cautious let jet radical manner to hi there walt wait a minute grab your hat and lets let s get to the sidewalk here comes a circus parade nothing to worry about an optimist was vlas pacing along a country road when an automobile struck him in the middle 0 of the back and knocked him 20 feet oh well said the optimist as he picked himself up and brushed the dust off I 1 was v as going in this direction anyhow AN AWFUL BORE X ii ir ak if pul first mosquito 1 1 hear that you bit miss billion de swell on the check last second mosquito sure say it vi was as an awful bore first mosquito 1 second Mois mosquito quito yes these entrances into swell society are I 1 guess made a difference isn t there anything we can do to stop that hori ible yelling of that smith kid next doore willy harryl harry that s our millie in the side jard ard singing ahat so soa gosh hasbit t that girl got some lyric soprano voice though his bane robins eat many things deleterious lWE to mankind 1 I wish eat up all the p pate at c do de fole gras groaned tho the gent gentleman lema wh who had dined not wisely but too well |