Show aa I 1 0 d jakeo A GOOD PROVIDER clement J driscoll new nem I 1 or biks k stir airl ring 9 commissioner of weights and measures advocates the sale of bread tire id ty by weight weigh t and discussing i bakers objection to this idea lie ho said mith a callo in europe the government rc the weight lit of bread ind and in so EO tic no cases eve even uthe the i 1 rice hils biker pretending that it Is better for the people not to have haro such regulations me ill idly of the poor provider A toman 0 o th tho prodder pr older et story cry goes got married and ono one of b her er clients said to her a month or so differ after the ceremony do aou ou get on vc moll with bour 3 our bus band mary mar oh ae eb ma am n ws is tho the reply Is he a good provider indeed decd he 1 la i a good pro provider ilder in maa airam lie ile got me four new places to w wash as b last week m eek new ew I 1 ork tribune VERY IMPURE the Adier advertising manager I 1 supreme oso you want mant this ad to go in next to puro pure reading ri aLter the kilver tier 0 o rut put it next to some come scandal or divorce story her only fault her made a lengthy list I 1 speak apa of mrs M tu put cut somehow she bho coull coul I 1 not resist A wild desire to musac A food combine oh ob john exclaimed mrs laying down the paper isn t it just lovely lou iou remember that young couple who were vere arset off hero list in their sailboat 7 well they tell in ive and got married and they re 0 o well ire to do do too her rather father Is a rich and his father ts is a prosperous pro farmer oh the summer ET er a ort of corned beel beef and cabbage combination eh apprehension oh doctor something om ething terrible has happened 11 little fido has just bit ten that pie faced razor tempered miss jaggs do you think any harm mill ft ill result not at all calm yourself if my dear madam miss jaggs Is 13 not likely to suffer serious consequences consequence 1 I 1 t thinking of M sa jaggs doctor I 1 want to know it it could poison poor dear little fido costly knowledge yesterday my husband threw into the furnace a fine new pocketbook pocket booL hed had only a week what did he be do that for lie he tad had just learned ti that at there her were frere more than a billion microbes mic robes on an old two dollar bill he bad been ca crying in 1 it it EVIDEN EVIDENTLY GOT IT CHARGED A maud M aud 1 I took the ring charley gave gava me tor for christmas to the jewelers jeweler a to price it t Bl arrile what whal did tho the jeweler say bayt maud blaud he asked me II if I 1 v anted to know the cash price A resemblance the new v hats for the women are sho shown n in evry every store wt wi e escen it them em an 1 ey look like hel meta mels klidga ts of oc oll old once wore vindicated barnum a intimate friends were nere chiding him lor for having incautiously given utterance to the opinion that the people like to be humbugger humbugged hum bugged shucks he be exclaimed it mon boat t make any difference in the success of my show chow it didn dian t idle curiosity there Is i a man it it one of the local hotels fron oshkosh oscil osh let lets s go ei down dom n and tile t it e a look at him film what fora 1 I 1 merely want to see if he looks anything lile his prototype in musical comedy practical experience tho the little thinly nt that tell in this we yes lv 1 TP doand that out I 1 ve a brother too MARY merv in ili I 1 a cud bild of fum A ma melv f cene rois rob she chafel chafed it at tile ottice and mary lost tir hr jol job but t var kept the t fin cu j of gum silo she 1 led oil tile the tum 3 u know she chafed it sunday e evening enang an I 1 far lari lost her biu still miri kept on clan cl owing ing ani dlan t care a ti bl th eliat a ta a athi nil it 11 etain an t long 1 eforo leaoro S she lie drove her dad to drink guessed it eloise is the particular ray of run in i a happy bouth end home 1 lud and ot of lite late he ins has been much inter i ested in recently eloise was nos por mitto I 1 b bl her mamma to tike take i a trip all b herself to her papas papa s 0 of ice fice and she stepped through ali the door with ith eyes shining in ill anticipation of the surprise she was tas nebout to give her dadal well well exclaimed her dad dv s business partner hole in the he ground with ian water in it replied eloiso prompts tl the details do 1 3 ou old wot s Is name lm im with the collar collara 7 ai ot fin E a ad it to go eo down jeri leric i 0 f th the e heid bead aou 3 ou know knott they div im am mot ot you cill call it didn dian t arf git it I 1 don t think reely ada t sou eard card then thena I 1 did ear but no details r cot ot adoro now punch disappointed so your hair Is coming out nery ery fast faff allied the drug man oh yes in handfuls replied the neighbor did wu iou ever try noy my hair tonic oh ies es but I 1 really don t think that lint Is entirely to blame blama yonkers statesman DONT OFTEN di 4 6 V rl 1 I K f wa 1 ZA dorir orvllle tile dorc bore IN athin hi ri we were talking of actors and I 1 said I 1 it like to be a star what did you mean when m hen you said you it rather I 1 d be a cometa miss comets only come coma once in fifteen ears cars not so bad laude laudrille ille has run a week and were nere a Jubil ator hirry harry laudle so far has ha had but ono one imitator family rog rogues aes ues gallery lou know mrs airs van gliders gilders family portrait gallery that she started last eara I 1 les es oliell ft ell that great criminal detec detective tIvo officer who guarded the wedding pres bents when frostic van glider married the ho oldest de graft boy told me that he be recognized seven of the portraits and they had all done time whatever that means reasonably so Is he what aou ou would call a steady man mana tolerably Tole steady for a person in his line of work I 1 what does he be doa do ho he walks malks a wire in vaudeville compliments 1 I told Tup person lie he was a model oung loung man and he hung bung his head bead tell him hs he Is a devil of a fellow and watch match him straighten up being merely human mamma t papa made enough money to retire from business 7 yes dear why he retire suggesting a long wait valt mr has insulted me I 1 hat bat did ho he do clira clard cl ira della IN hen he E s itt me ino bt anding under tinder the tha mistletoe ho be brought mo me a chair she coulden couldn t understand man mail gett getting ilig up lud and gi ghang ing up his dis car seat beat to the stout omin moman who lad licen been swaying from a strap for or four miles tiko take this seat beat ma im am stout lad in suspicious tones and alth mith a strong alaor of 0 sarcasm what 9 arong v jib ith 10 f drawing distinctions Is it hard baril to stern item a current currenti 7 that depends on oil whether boire 01 re trying to check a torrent or dock a email fruit |