Show when doctors graft it Is rally folly to be sick another thing that will mike mil M lukco firt ious is a woman policeman wh worry morry over 01 er good toads abe when 11 we me are all on tho the verge terge ot of tak taking 1 ng to ft ings 7 it if war scares leep keep on accumulating the inai be offered ba b the dozen at redu reduced c ed rates when women momen are arc required raqul red to git t on jurle juries s they should be permitted to bring their knitting western farmers are returning to the effete eist to buy up the deserted farms of that section air lumber has ba gone gone up one dollar on an the thousand NOT non at al to gether this is going too fir cr goose bono bone prophets are of the opinion that this will mill stretch out as long as a british election alfalfa in bariou forms is to bo be served at a banquet in colorado now abo T ho Is brother to the 0 oxe alexander wept because he hid no more worlds to conquer when he be should have hae hustled around and found a few fen pittsburg ants to annex about a dozen suburbs this Is likel to start a new annexation movement in cle cleveland eland tho the unarmored duiser detroit which cot has just been sold eold lor for 20 so run the figh titi ships away new ew borks largest hotel is to cost 17 it is to be built on her aid square at lm cut fourth street and school teachers think the are en titled to pensions but on cin teaching be called i tar T ar since corp corporia oril punish meat has been abolished A boston man declares that he be can prove that there are nine hells and we me presume that discovering that the furnace fire is out is one of them that new nem aorl ork man who mho started to shoot himself hini telf but thrice changed his bis mind in time to dodge the bullets ma maj live to congratulate himself on his lick leness morocco is to pa money to spain for the var which sain reent recently ly aught in ili morocco suh is the em car barr barrassi assing nR consequence of coming out onla second best maybe some bode time they will mill invent a padded aeroplane which not rise more than ten feet from the ground then the tha careful man will vili become interested lie he has football in tae fall and track athletics and baseball in the spring and now act the college student has ice hicke all winter and yet he be Is 18 said eald to play too little in the lear 1910 the american hen ben laid 17 dozen eggs for every man woman and child in the country we have rca leaon on for believing however that at least several dozen of those eggs are L alli in n cold storm borago to rago 90 A report front from berlin has it that emperor willmira Will lira bs become inter ested in losing boxing it Is ot ill ely hoy hon evir that he will mill at his time of 0 life try for the middle middleweight beight champion ship of germany len ien who brgan life as IN waiters alters now own one of chicago Chi cagos s biggest hotels gut but of course they were good waiters and never spilled soup down domn an bod 8 back nor forgot to renew the ton contents tents of the finger fanger bom bowls Is tho the episcopal bishop of michigan sas that bridge whist placers are lust just as much gamblers as aa wall street plungers or monte carlo patrons they must play for more than a ter of a cent a point out that maj wa by drinking 20 bottles of 0 beer a day lor for 30 days a st LOJIS man won a suit lf f tailor made clothes and in money but the tha chances are that a man with a thirst like ilka that will pawn the lothes clothes and he certainly won mon t have the money long if that ship that got into now new york the other day with a load of ele chants and billions pillions pil p lions and other crea tures could have been stuffed into the stockings Bloc kings of several million children it would mould probably have settled tor for all time their demand for noahs arks arke when rat cil carry TY plague and cats and dogs tint kill or arlic them away can diphtheria and ill both of which are affirmed by the ex parts it seems there Is nothing left for or threatened humanity but to get on oil the earth that technical secret attack upon the atlantic coast by our returning battleship fleet will bo be valueless un less the mole st nicholas liar and tho the new england taker faker who heard so much cannonading canno at sea in 1898 are allowed to get into the game |